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The Being a Jerk Method

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Everything you ever needed to know about picking up chicks, you already knew in middle school.

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54 Comments

teqifsha

Janis you know what's a source of evil in this world? You, once a month.

Posted on 4/22/2008 6:56:40 AM

GoldenArias

I really hope that no one actually believes this crap. But even more so, youforgetit is right: a lot of women fall for assholes. Thank God I'm not one of them.

Posted on 3/24/2008 11:06:19 PM

youllforgetit

Hmm... I dunno. It kind of bugged me, but it's really just a satire of the fact that girls fall for assholes... which is unfortunately true lol.

Posted on 3/24/2008 11:33:54 AM

Snuff_the_Bitch

"If it's evil, it probably has a penis." Right. Anyway, Janis, the just-waiting-to-be-backhanded, why would you ever click on the title "The Being a Jerk Method"? Could you please go back to your feminist blog and leave us normal people alone? As a matter of fact, why is a bitch like you on cracked? It's clearly not your cup of tea

Posted on 2/14/2008 3:26:44 PM

Thungoda

Janet. STFU. moron.

Posted on 2/14/2008 9:27:56 AM

JanisJoplin

This is sick and degrading. I bet that a man made this. You can quote me on that. Men are the source of all evil in the world.

Posted on 2/12/2008 10:44:13 PM

FloydFTW

This only attracts whores and stupid women...hence why half of those guys end up with STDs and so forth.

Posted on 1/28/2008 11:28:52 PM

Harvey

If you cant get laid at a bar and have to resort to using a "method", then alcohol has failed us all

Posted on 1/23/2008 1:45:57 AM

nosirve41

cool video! look at this: http://www.spymac.com/details/?2331213

Posted on 1/21/2008 2:19:15 PM

emosamurai

I guess it's a nonviolent way of showing personal bravery in this post-"it's okay to stab people if they piss you off" age. You don't even have to be a jerk to them. You just have to be a jerk.

Posted on 1/16/2008 5:33:54 PM

Altec

Actually, being too much of a jerk doesn't work, but being a funny jerk will get you anyone. Teasing is the best way to do that.

Posted on 1/15/2008 3:44:26 PM

DTMT

We can 100% assure you that we made this video several months ago, well before the Wainy Days series even existed. Screened it at several of our NYC live shows at that point as well. Its in no way a rip-off, and if you want proof just message us, as we don't want to screw up the comment board. Thanks! -DTMT

Posted on 1/15/2008 7:34:33 AM

Planet-man

Seems kinda like they ripped off Wainy Days, even with the costume the guy is wearing - http://mydamnchannel.com/channel.aspx?episode=351

Posted on 1/14/2008 11:53:14 PM

emosamurai

"...now he has herpes." That is definite proof that his method works.

Posted on 1/14/2008 9:12:18 PM

TipTop

This video is pure gold. I do know a guy who seems to use this exact method. Funny thing it works, and now he has herpes.

Posted on 1/14/2008 2:20:47 PM

benjyx

Ha Ha! Shame only certain women like this kind of man really. But i know a few who do and you have to ask yourself why is it douchebags who get all the girls?

Posted on 1/14/2008 2:08:54 PM

No, we're on crack(ed)! I'm sorry I made you read that. That video was funny though.

Posted on 1/14/2008 12:03:28 PM

Eric

that was awesome, if you don't like it you're on smack.

Posted on 1/14/2008 11:59:14 AM

savala277

In answer to "fuggdat", please tell me you didn't create an account just to comment on my spelling.

Posted on 1/14/2008 6:47:45 AM

unknown

Actually, this kind of shit really does work. Another good tactic is to grab a chick by the hair in the back of her head,sniff her, and then whisper "You smell like shit you fucking cunt" directly into her ear. Finish up by licking either her neck or her ear. I guarantee you will get laid.

Posted on 1/14/2008 3:28:47 AM

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