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The regular guy is out and none of us have any idea how to do this round-up. We're pretty sure we need a quote from that shitty Lewis Carroll poem and some slanderous references towards commenters. How the hell do we finish this paragraph out? Babba-booi? Babba-booi. First Swaim lazied up our Sunday with this article about a dead British playwright. Bucholz wakes us up on Monday with a warning about the coming Robocalypse. Next up, Brockway reveals a spectacular abortion of words by Michael Bay. Then we have Seanbaby's inaugural post about how to responsibly make fun of shit. True to form, Dan O'Brien closes us off with a shockingly racist article about the IRS.
Notable Comment: "I once tried to recreate Fear and Loathing...if by "recreate" you mean got really wasted and watched Fear and Loathing...which I'm preeeetty sure you did." You've got our number down pat, Jack-O.
Notable Comment: Jpj420 pretty much sums it up, "People are f*****g retarded."
Notable Comment:"Movie piracy causes AIDS. Movie piracy kills kittens.Movie piracy makes cherubs cry." Chicoboy, we hope you're right, because few things have the raw erotic power of a weeping cherub.
Notable Comment: lol_alf comes up with a brilliant PSA. ""eine cigarette, mein fuehrer?" "nein!!" be like hitler - don't smoke. "
Notable Comment: "Pepper mines? Really? I'm pretty sure plant products aren't mined." Off to the pepper mines with Vaultboy.
WINNERS!The Craption Contest!
Funny photos. Funnier captions. Submitted by YOU. Voted on by the People. Think you're funnier than this week's winners? Contribute your own.
4.9.09:
I'd give him money, but he'll just spend it on people. Editor's pick:
R2-Detox
4.8.09:
Stephen Hawking attempts the "69"
Editor's pick:
I dunno why, really. When I walked into the sex shop, it just caught my eye and I had to have it.
4.7.09:
There can be only one Douchelander.
Editor's pick:
His methods may be questionable, but my drain is now completely unclogged.
4.6.09:
The special ed. department's field trip went very wrong very quickly.
Editor's pick:
Well, he saw his shadow. Looks like six more months of war.
4.5.09:
O.K. so the first North Korean missile test wasn't as big a deal
Editor's pick:
Just the people to call if you home suddenly bursts into water.
4.4.09:
There was a farmer who had a dog and 0100001001001001010011100100011101001111 was his name-o.
Editor's pick:
LASS-E
4.3.09:
The cravings followed Bob for the rest of his life; no matter what he did it was like a giant angry cigarette was just behind him.
Editor's pick:
In the UK, that there would be called a giant fag. In the US, he'd be called a biker.
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