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20 Celebrity Lives (In Flowchart Form)

By CRACKED Readers January 14, 2009 160,598 views
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We read interviews with them, look at photographs of them getting into cars, getting out of cars and going food shopping. We'd probably watch them sleep if it weren't for the limits of technology, and those bribe-proof fat cat security guards.

But what do we really know about the lives of the famous? We asked you to take your best guess at what the day to day looks like for a celebrity of your choosing. And since we're such shrewd bastards, we asked you to put it in flowchart form. The winner is below, but first the runners up.

#20.


by kedarguru


#19.


by Sputnik


#18.


by Rinato


#17.


by Saccharin


#16.


by Chab Gassie


#15.


by #14.


by lainapoo21


#13.


by jcore


#12.


by SmokeyB42


#11.


by Tupper


#10.


by Tupper


#9.


by Brandon56


#8.


by Spiraldog


#7.


by DCD


#6.


by Derelictman


#5.


by anglebrahd


#4.


by sickandtired


#3.


by sickandtired


#2.


by Pink_Lady


And the winner is...


by Mortal Wombat



Congrats, Mortal Wombat . You win money.


Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. Your theme is:

Previously Unnoticed Things In Famous Pictures.

Specifically, things going on in the background or whatever that paint the picture or photo in a new light. For instance, I'm assuming we'll see lots of Photoshops of Munch's The Scream with Rosie O'Donnell showing her vagina in the background. Because that's what's making him scream. Get it? You'll be doing a non-horrible version of that.

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or see what the world would look like If Everything In Life Came With Warning Labels. And for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.


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107 Comments

Pass out --> Regain Consciousness. LOL

6/27/2009 4:07:32 PM
Colombus

#7 will always, always be my favourite.

The whole 'Is this a party?' thing cracks me up every time I read it. Whoever made that, I love you.

6/15/2009 2:44:50 PM
Tartra

the Rush Limbaugh one was hilarious. I was stuck with a host parent once who played him on the radio day after day after hour... after... hour...

3/23/2009 5:35:13 PM
JakkRabbit

I personally thought the Nicholas Cage one was the best. I lol'd for almost five minutes, so my sides hurt. And now I'm crying. :D Ozzy had a pretty good one, too.

3/15/2009 10:10:09 PM
Salahd

LMAO at "Story is not a mathematically measurable concept - f**k it."

2/16/2009 11:31:40 AM
Truthiness

3 things about cracked i don't understand.1 spammers,f**k them,2why blur swearing when the articles r full of them and 3 i will use l33t

1/22/2009 3:06:18 AM
lolwut!

6 sums up Dali perfectly. Did Cracked ever do an article on clearly deranged artists?

I know Da Vinci used to disect corpses he found floating in the river and sketch them (remember the sketches of the baby in the womb? Wrong on so many levels).

1/20/2009 10:15:42 PM
CorruptUser

Why Men Should Only Marry Rhythmic Gymnasts... LOL!

http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=10f86959e5f2fcd90da5&page=1&viewtype=&category=mr

1/20/2009 9:09:45 PM
dalekiloveyou

Why is Li'l John wearing a Holland-track top?

1/20/2009 4:45:03 AM
HappyHomer

I lurk the forums--actually posting has turned out badly so far--and I must say it's pretty awesome to see Mortal Wombat's name in lights. Or, in black on a white screen.

1/19/2009 9:45:10 PM
MLE05

Worst American Idol auditions ever - compilation vid!:

http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=58df1cb307296a736caa&page=5&viewtype=&category=mr

1/19/2009 4:46:33 PM
dalekiloveyou

Nicolas* ;)

1/18/2009 8:26:45 PM
whit1

The Nicholas Cage one is SO TRUE. Salvador Dali's too. Mystery's also.

1/18/2009 8:24:59 PM
whit1

#6 was the best.

1/18/2009 6:13:52 PM
Davian

I can't believe the Tiger Woods one didn't involve 'Sex with Scandinavian Model Wife'.

1/18/2009 2:25:40 PM
un-clever

I actually can't get over how hilarious #6 is. It's going to be my wallpaper now.

1/18/2009 11:44:28 AM
GenericHuman

All were awesome but, 19 and 6 FTW! I was laughing so hard! Thank you!

1/18/2009 11:37:05 AM
GenericHuman

worst. anything. ever.

[...fail]

1/17/2009 9:16:37 PM
dVs

who were #18 & #13?
and I think #17 can also easily be applied to JJ Abrams

1/17/2009 3:57:50 PM
PalinIsNotAMILF

#1 deserves to be there, even if it wasn't really hand drawn (if it really was, then even more so)--because it's a lot easier to follow than most of the others and makes the most sense. Mortal Wombat FTW.

1/17/2009 9:23:39 AM
armitage112

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