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Lots of things have unnecessary warning labels. Bottles of shampoo warn that it's for "external use only," in case you're smart enough to know what "external use" means, and dumb enough to think that Pert Plus cleans hair from inside your stomach. But what if the things we really need to be warned about came with labels? We asked you to fire up photoshop and show us what that world might look like. The winner is below, but first, the runners up. #17.
#16.
#15.
#14. #13.
#12.
#11.
#10.
#9.
#8.
#7.
#6. #5.
#4.
#3.
#2.
And the winner is...
Congrats, CantCatchMe. You win money. Want in on this? You'll have another chance. Your theme is: A Day In the Life of a Famous Person of Your Choice In Flowchart Form. You pick the famous person, be it a politician or historical figure or celebrity. If you are unfamiliar with the concept of making a flowchart for comedy purposes, see the results of the previous contest we did on the subject. Pick any prominent person and do a flowchart of a day in their life. If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or check out 25 Awesome Ways to Break Bad News. And for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest. Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know. |
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Number 6 was awesome. . . so true, so true :)
Haha #8
for once, #1 was the best
#14 is a really cute baby picture :)
(Don't you just love pointless comments?)
Oh my god no!!!
i screamed and started crying when i saw number one. i am so terrifyed by spiders.i wasn't paying attention to the computer, and when i looked back, i screamed. then the crying began. my mom thought a rapist was in my room. soo not cool, man.
#11 = Genuis!
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I'm glad to come here, I am a sexy baby boomer who is a sports lover, just seeking mature dating fun or whatever comes. I'm fun, and know how to have a great time, I just upload my latest blog on --- W E A- L T- H -Y -M -EE- TUP .C O M ---
I liked the Heroes one, but the warning should have been shorter... like: "Best before June 2007".
Other than that I like #5, #4 and #2 best.
Idiot Indiana State Trooper swaps job for b*****b: watch news story here!
http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ef094ba80bd0b8c4e04b&page=1&viewtype=&category=mr
haha loved #2.
it did cause eye strain.
#16 anyone who wears one is a douchebag. no matter who or what you are
Oh wow, if you don't understand number 1 then there is no whimsy left in your life and I pity you.
This week was fantastic.
i agree with #15 the most... but should have added that also causes memory laps and bulimic tendencies if too much is imbibed
#16 was my favorite. I have a co-worker who wears one of those necklaces and he is a total douchebag.
16 should have been higher up, but i agree with number 1.
i have to agree that the winner is only funny in a lame sort of way. it's funny because it is redundant, and there were several better ones in the runners-up (for example, 17, 14, 9, 5 or 2??)
Can someone please tell me why the winner of all of these contests is always the absolute lamest entry?
Ehh, not that funny then. NoFC said this so I figured there was something to get:
"...#1 is a pretty funny inside joke."
Whatever then.
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Lol I play guitar Hero all the time. That warning sums me up pretty well. xD