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In case you haven't watched the news for the last few weeks, or talked to anyone, the US is undergoing something of a financial meltdown. What are some of the increasingly desperate and creative ways businesses will try to stay afloat during the crisis? Especially if things get much, much worse? We asked you to photoshop the answer to that question, and offered $50 to the winner so they could buy food. That winning entry is below, but first, the runners-up: #12.
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#7 is really funny
as someone who will one day be the crazy cat lady on my street I think # 1 is funny as hell, all you pussies stfu
I am tired of everyone f*****g loving kittens. What about chickens, damn it! They're so freaking nice!
Oh come on, did anyone find #1 truly funny? This is low, even for you, Cracked.
Everyone loves kitties.
Jenna, I'm sorry, but PETA harms their cause more than helps. They actually euthanize over 1,000 animals a year at their headquarters because they can't find homes for them.
Also, their latest request was for, I think Edy's, might have been Ben and Jerry's, but anyway, one of the two to use breast milk instead of cow milk for their ice cream.
Yeh. One of the PETA spokeswomen said that if you have lice you should try to gently and carefully remove each one without causing it harm.
I think they're not really helping much.
isn't number one already happening
#3 was brilliant.
As self-proclaimed every-kitty-in-the-world's best friend, I look at #1 and recoil in horror.
Yeah, well, I care more about animals, cats in particular, than I do humanity in general.
As far as PETA goes, while they're pretty much bat-s**t insane I see them as an (unfortunately) necessary force to try to balance out the bat-s**t insane people who genuinely DO get off on torturing animals. Granted fighting crazy with crazy isn't an ideal solution but I don't have a better one. Sorry.
No! NO! GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY!! You'll bring your watery beer and then we'll all spend the rest of our days trying to get drunk off of 15 bottles (we won't)!
I tend to feel more for animals than humans.
#1 was sad D:
I love the Canada one though xD
I love this website....for so many reasons!
Reminds me of the "Third World America" challenge B3TA did a while back.
Funny thing is, peta kills HOW many animals a year again?
www.petakillsanimals.com
Sapphire: So, what, because people are dying, people can't also be sad because animals are dying also? Life is life; I'll be in the corner, being sad for everything. Until happy hour, when the scotch-stand sells the hooch for $4.99! Hurray! :D
#1 makes me sad
Of course, PETA and all the other anti-animal-cruelty fanatics would just love to have everyone hopping over some dead strays in China compared to, lets say, the people who die everyday due to war/disease/famine etc...
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