How to Make Money Now That The Economy's Crapped the Bed

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7/12/2009 7:53:46 AM

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5/30/2009 12:38:34 AM

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5/29/2009 3:27:09 PM

devinalbino

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This thing really works, all you have to do is be honest and you will love the
benefits. This is a great way to make money using PayPal ONLINE!

With just $5 and a Paypal PREMIER or BUSINESS account, you could make
$$Hundreds$$ or even $$Thousands$$ in 2 SIMPLE STEPS!

READ THIS VERY CAREFULLY THEN READ IT AGAIN. THIS IS FAST. THIS IS NOT
THE ONE YOU WHERE YOU WILL BE WAITING FOREVER TO WORK...

GUARANTEED - you will have $5,000 TO $10,000 CASH in two weeks. Only $5, a
Paypal PREMIER or BUSINESS account and 1 hour (time to set-up and register to post)
are all to get this going.

GIFTING MADE EASY... PLEASE READ ON TO FIND OUT HOW...

If you want to make a few hundred or a few thousand dollars real quick, then
please take a moment to read and understand this program I'm sharing
with you.

NO it's NOT what you think. YOU DON'T have to send $5 to five
or six people to buy a report, receipt or get on their mailing list.
Nor will you need to invest more money later to get things going.

THIS IS THE FASTEST, EASIEST PROGRAM EVER, you will be able to complete it
in LESS THAN 1 hour and you will never forget the day you first
viewed this online.

This is the FASTEST and EASIEST way to earn serious money online that
you've ever seen so far in the history of the Internet! This program
works no matter what country you are in, or what currency you use. It
doesn't matter how old or how young you are. And you certainly won't
need any special knowledge or talent. You won't need to run a website,
or make phone calls, or make photocopies, or send out letters through
the mail, or pay for advertising, etc. The only things you will need
are:

* An email address
* A Premier or Business PayPal account with at least $5 deposited in it
* 1 hour of your time

ONLY 2 SIMPLE AND EASY STEPS!

If you are doing other programs, by all means stay with them. The more
the merrier, BUT PLEASE READ ON!!!

First of all, there are only TWO (2) POSITIONS, not four, five or six like many other programs. This program
is more realistic and much, MUCH FASTER. Because it is so easy, the response rate for this program is
VERY HIGH and VERY FAST, and you will receive your reward in FOURTEEN DAYS. That's only TWO WEEKS -
not one or two months. Just in time for next months BILLS.

TRUE STORY --> June Alscar tells how she ran this gifting summation four times last year.
The first time, she received $6,000+ in cash in two weeks and then $14,000+ in cash the next three times.
When this program is continued, as it should be, EVERYONE PROFITS!!!

DON'T BE AFRAID to send gifts to strangers. It will come back to you ten folds. A person can gift you up
to $10,000 per year and you don't have to report it to the IRS.

THIS CAN AND WILL WORK FOR YOU! HERE ARE THE DETAILS: Post this letter in 50 message boards,
chat rooms, or newsgroups. You don't need to post 200 like others programs or email 40 people just to get started.

Even if you are already in a program like the send six dollars to six people. CONTINUE IT and stay with it, THOSE
DO PAY OUT, but do yourself a favor, DO THIS ONE TODAY as well, RIGHT NOW!!! It is simple and takes
a very small investment, only $5 and a Paypal PREMIER or BUSINESS account.

IT WORKS AND IS DONE IN 2 SIMPLE AND EASY STEPS!

This program WILL PAY FASTER before the other programs you are working on even trickle in! Just give one person $5.
THAT'S IT! Follow the simple instructions and in two weeks, you should have $10,000 because most PEOPLE WILL RESPOND
due to the LOW ONE TIME INVESTMENT, SPEED AND HIGH PROFIT POTENTIAL.

PLUS, since it's done all ONLINE, there is no time wasted mailing out
letters and such ! ! We are not even figuring a 10% response! So let's
all keep it going and help each other in these tough times. We all owe
money to bill collectors, and creditors. But, with this, if people take
the time to help each other, the good fortune will follow. SO, Take the
measly minutes this SIMPLE and REWARDING program offers and give
the gift that gives back TODAY!.

Simply send a $5 gift to the person at POSITION #1, if your birthday is
BETWEEN JAN 1 THRU JUNE 30, OR... send the gift to the person at POSITION # 2
if your birthday is BETWEEN JULY 1 THRU DEC 31.

HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO DO. . .

STEP 1 - Ok, if you're not already a PayPal user, the very first thing
you need to do is use the PayPal link below and SIGN UP. It takes just
two minutes! Here's the URL: http://www.paypal.com Be sure to use this
link so you can sign up for a free PREMIER or BUSINESS account. You'll
need to have a PREMIER or BUSINESS account (and not a PERSONAL account)
otherwise you won't be able to receive credit card payments from other
people.

STEP 2 - It is an undeniable law of the universe that we must first give
in order to receive. So the first thing to do when you have your
Premier/Business PayPal account is to IMMEDIATELY send a $5 payment
from your PayPal account to the email address in the position (#1 or #2 -
depending on your birthday in the timeline), along with a note saying:
"HERE IS A $5 GIFT FOR YOU."

Be certain to add this note, as this is what KEEPS THIS PROGRAM LEGAL.
Instructions on how to send a payment are under "SEND MONEY" at the Paypal Site.

It's so Easy!!!

When you send your $5 payment to either address in the list, do it with
a great big smile on your face because "as you sow, so shall you reap!"
After you have transferred a $5 payment to the email address, something
very eerie happens. It gives you an indescribable, overwhelming sense
of certainty, belief and conviction in the system. You've just proved
to yourself that, because you have done it, there must be a great
number of other people ready to do exactly the same. Thus you have now
seen for yourself, first hand, that this business actually works!

REMOVE the email address you are replacing (the one you sent $5 to),
and REPLACE it with your own email address. REMEMBER: Use the same
EMAIL ADDRESS that is used with YOUR Paypal account - THIS ENSURES THAT YOU GET PAID!!!

Paste your newly typed email address over the old one and then post to
50 (or more) Message Boards, Chat Rooms, or Newsgroups. DON'T MULL OVER IT, JUST
1 HOUR OF YOUR TIME, THAT'S IT THERE IS NO MORE TO DO!!! ACT FAST AND
GET THE GIFT. HONESTY AND INTEGRITY MAKE THIS PLAN WORK!!! DO UNTO
OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU!

Remember: send a $5 gift to the person below at POSITION #1, if your birthday is
BETWEEN JAN 1 THRU JUNE 30, or... send the gift to the person at POSITION #2
if your birthday is BETWEEN JULY 1 THRU DEC 31.

POSITION #1 --- iluv2v8@yahoo.com - (if you were born between January 1 and June 30)
POSITION #2 --- file19_2004@yahoo.com - (if you were born between July 1 and Decemebr 31)

YOUR NAME COULD CYCLE FOR A LONG TIME! THIS MAKES IT THE GIFT THAT
KEEPS ON GIVING. This is excellent seed money to start or expand a
business, buy your dream home, car and pay off whatever bills you may
have. Good Luck and God Bless.

Play fairly and good fortune will follow. WHY THIS PROGRAM WORKS: Straight to the point,
the reason this program is SO SUCCESSFUL is because this in 50 different message boards,
there are only TWO outcomes (1) A person's birthday will fall on the same half as yours
YOU GET $5.00... OR (2) A person's birthday will fall on the other half of the timeline, therefore,
YOU STAY IN YOUR POSITION posted in 50 other MESSAGE BOARDS, etc.

BOTTOMLINE: Either you get the $5 or your name gets passed on for other
people to give YOU $5 or pass YOUR name on to other people that will.

It makes you think though, the more you post YOUR OWN POSTS, the BETTER
the results! 4 FACTORS THAT MAKE THIS PROGRAM SO SUCCESSFUL. . .

* EXTREMELY FAST RESPONSE
* EXTREMELY HIGH RESPONSE RATE
* UNLIMITED PROFIT POTENTIAL
* QUICK, SIMPLE AND CHEAP TO GET STARTED

So there it is. You now have the knowledge that will enable you to make
a minimum of $5,000 to over $10,000 within the next few weeks. The
only thing that can hold you back now is a lack of faith or a lack of self-belief.
However, any doubts you may currently have will disappear within a few days of
putting this plan into practice. Trust me on this! You certainly won't
regret it.

Best Regards,

P.S. Does this sound too good? Well maybe to some skeptics it is. But
it actually works, and is worth the 1 hour of your time now. So,
just make a nice cup of tea and get started on it now. After all, you
can't lose, and you stand to gain more in the next few weeks than many
people earn in a year!

5/26/2009 12:46:46 PM

JuJuMan

Number 7 isn't entirely sensible since Canada's basically fucked too, as well as pretty much every other country that isn't China.

2/1/2009 12:07:26 AM

ExplodingVagina

#1 made me sad. f*****g Cantons and their cat eating ways.

1/16/2009 3:36:24 AM

hamsterjelly

canada ftw, yo. r0x0r!

1/11/2009 3:46:17 AM

sevenlies

I love #1. Lets chop cats!!

1/10/2009 3:44:31 PM

eddieoctopus

Aww these were good right up until I got to #1. It's way too close to the sad reality to be at all funny. :( Slapping a fast food logo on a real image of animal abuse =/= hilarity.

12/12/2008 1:48:01 PM

Anlina

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11/28/2008 1:19:50 PM

spunkykimmy

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10/9/2008 9:02:21 PM

fake_spambot

#7 is really funny

10/9/2008 6:05:31 PM

mcrsux23

as someone who will one day be the crazy cat lady on my street I think # 1 is funny as hell, all you pussies stfu

10/7/2008 9:00:14 PM

Kills4Dethklok

I am tired of everyone f*****g loving kittens. What about chickens, damn it! They're so freaking nice!

10/5/2008 9:46:48 PM

Mighty

Oh come on, did anyone find #1 truly funny? This is low, even for you, Cracked.
Everyone loves kitties.

10/5/2008 3:40:44 PM

imapepper01

Jenna, I'm sorry, but PETA harms their cause more than helps. They actually euthanize over 1,000 animals a year at their headquarters because they can't find homes for them.

Also, their latest request was for, I think Edy's, might have been Ben and Jerry's, but anyway, one of the two to use breast milk instead of cow milk for their ice cream.

Yeh. One of the PETA spokeswomen said that if you have lice you should try to gently and carefully remove each one without causing it harm.

I think they're not really helping much.

10/4/2008 11:23:41 PM

Shii

isn't number one already happening

10/4/2008 7:02:43 AM

bbarne4

#3 was brilliant.

10/3/2008 3:37:28 PM

Larwick

As self-proclaimed every-kitty-in-the-world's best friend, I look at #1 and recoil in horror.

10/3/2008 12:47:01 PM

VKayed

Yeah, well, I care more about animals, cats in particular, than I do humanity in general.
As far as PETA goes, while they're pretty much bat-s**t insane I see them as an (unfortunately) necessary force to try to balance out the bat-s**t insane people who genuinely DO get off on torturing animals. Granted fighting crazy with crazy isn't an ideal solution but I don't have a better one. Sorry.

10/3/2008 10:32:06 AM

Jenna_Tullwortz