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You know what's popular these days? Clothing. We here at Cracked realized that there simply was no place online to buy things you could wear, and certainly no place that sold apparel that was printed with obscure comedy phrases. Thus, we decided to open our own store to fill this need. All that was left was the witty sayings to print upon the goods, and, devoid of any creativity of our own, we relied on you. The only requirement was that the design had to reference a Cracked article in some way. We're showing off a lot of the designs we liked here, but at the end of the day there could only be a couple of winners, which are shown at the end. #20.
#19.
#18.
#17.
#16.
#15.
#14.
#13.
#12.
#11.
#10.
#9.
#8.
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#6.
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And the winners, both for sale in the store are... #1. by Slublog, in reference to 6 Endangered Species That Aren't Endangered Enough. Guys can click the image to get one. Girls can click here. #1. by hyperglavin, in reference to The Most Ridiculous Sports Team Names. Guys can click the image to get one. Girls can click here. Congrats, guys. You win money. Know Photoshop? Like cash? Enter next week's contest. This week's Photoshop contest theme is: What The '08 Presidential Campaign Would Look Like if the Candidates Had Balls. We're pretty much down to two candidates now. What would their bumper stickers, T-Shirts, campaign ads, rallies, speeches, press conferences... parades... whatever, look like if they decided they weren't spinning, soft pedaling or sugar coating a damn thing until November, and just started telling shit like it is? Post your entries in the forums. |
Go away, Rihanna.
thanks for the love on #10 (mine) :-D
I would buy 10-8 without hesitation.
I'm biased to Half-Life, but 9 is still hilarious.
10 was by far the greatest, and I would wear it dearly.
I met my new friends at a cele hot club __Blackgirlsconnect.com__ several days ago. It is a funny and interesting place. So nice to talk and date some girls or guys on here.
7,5 and 3 please
I would absolutely wear number 14.
I don' suppose that a publishing deal with Snorg is in the works?
Love #16
#16 is inspirational.
I don't care what you say, I'd wear #11.
who the fuck picks these.. the pornstar one sucks and the panda one is okay at best.. I'd totally buy the technosaraus because a)its funny if you get the joke and b) its awesome anyway
I wouldn't sleep with a guy wearing the Pornstars shirt, but probably the Panda one.
I want a shirt that says "Hello, my name is Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster"
The Panda bear one is great, the Pornstar one is a bit generic I think. I love 20, and I have no idea what its about and never read the article. But I'd still buy it.
I'd totally buy a shirt of #9!
I get the impression that no one liked Spider Goat. I would complain, but I only spent like 18 minutes making it, so I don't really care.
I think that's the point. There's no point wearing a t-shirt with a joke on it if you have to explain the joke to everyone who doesn't read this web-site.
We probably would've been better off not knowing.
They probably won't get a movie any time soon.
It's a tough job. And a stupid job. And a pointless job. An unnecessary job. But someone's got to do it, we guess.
Our monsters are kind of lame, comparatively.
True? Of course not. But damn interesting.
Guys, sometimes simple is better.
Does that lab coat come in a C-Cup?
Gamers are a vengeful god.
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That Technosaurus shirt has to be made. I'd buy it in a heartbeat.