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25 Rejected Ideas From Grand Theft Auto IV

By CRACKED Readers May 1, 2008 337,601 views
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A game called Grand Theft Auto IV came out a couple of days ago (you can Google it). It took years to make and reportedly cost $100 million. We don't know what ideas came and went during development, but we're betting some of them were pretty retarded.

We asked you to Photoshop some of them, and the winning entry is below. But first, the runners-up:

#25.


by Porkchop


#24.


by HairyBallTheory


#23.


by Waldo


#22.


by Justintoxicated


#21.


by lordlim


#20.


by blemm


#19.


by McBeefy


#18.


by dcicourelh


#17.


by bmhouser


#16.


by bunker6


#15.


by Darth Fugly


#14.


by Derelictman


#13.


by The Edge Will Cut You


#12.


by The Evil Sloth


#11.


by anlight


Thank you very much for the lesson. I knew that I can do this in better way.


pret auto

6/16/2009 6:31:06 PM
kennedyusa058

Personally, I thought #3 was the best; that had me cracking up for a moment. And not just because it's throwing puppies! The puppies were fine, as you could clearly see; the funny comes from the second puppy exploding a car.

Exploding puppies means instant funny. Keep this in mind, Cracked!

.. Also... kinda bringing this up out of no-where, but, eh.

2/22/2009 11:03:23 PM
Aderas

the san quentin one shouldve beenh higher in the list.

8/7/2008 12:17:12 PM
willyhassertt

Hey guys! Hasn’t Reebok been the coolest since really long. I heard about their new range. Checked it out on http://www.reebokhexride.com/?um=11 Cool stuff.

5/31/2008 6:18:16 AM
sahilshah

Hey guys! Hasn’t Reebok been the coolest since really long. I heard about their new range. Checked it out on http://www.reebokhexride.com/?um=11 Cool stuff.

5/31/2008 6:18:10 AM
sahilshah

A friend from -----blackgirlsconnect.com----- said he was so sad to Chinese Earthquake, many SiChuan people died of it. A lot of videos and pics are on this site, good for Chinese people.

5/27/2008 8:24:57 PM
robinjane

correction: #24 shouldve been #1

5/22/2008 11:53:12 AM
Kowboy

#2 should've been #1. Good job HairyBall.

5/22/2008 11:51:43 AM
Kowboy

#9 should have been #2 - that was amazing!

5/17/2008 12:37:49 PM
El_Arab

The "Give Dr. Dre A Prostate Exam" mission was by FAR the best....

5/8/2008 7:06:14 AM
cKHAVIKk

As soon as I saw monocle's in the forums, I knew it'd win. It's like a good one-liner; more immediately funny.

5/6/2008 5:41:34 PM
Jono

Hyperglavin's was the best

5/5/2008 10:39:09 PM
Epileptic Pirate

Nope, I just like to share. Sure I'd prefer it if people find my posts funny. Some will, most won't. Clearly you are thirsting to feel superior. You have my pity.

5/5/2008 2:45:23 PM
Jenna_Tullwortz

24's got my vote.

5/4/2008 4:20:39 PM
canhazlol?

YAAAR least funny wins again mateys.

5/3/2008 10:20:12 PM
SanitizingKing

why on earth would you post something to amuse yourself? couldnt you just think it? clearly you are thirsting for approval.

5/3/2008 9:16:37 PM
bunni

I like that game! I saw the secret passwords on the site blackmatching.com. That's a really cool secret stage!

5/3/2008 6:13:03 PM
crazyjoe1

I could do the mission in #7! "Islands in the stream. That is what we are. No one in between. How can we be wrong? Sail away with me, to another world ..."

5/3/2008 6:01:27 AM
DrFreakazoid

meh the last one wasn't that great, "Guy from GTA4 dances...?."
However the rest of them were UNREAL :D

5/3/2008 5:34:10 AM
mxsone

Only if you promise not to strike me down with your vicious sarcasm. Oops, too late. BURN PEASANT!

5/2/2008 8:39:28 PM
Jenna_Tullwortz