25 Rejected Ideas From Grand Theft Auto IV

The "Give Dr. Dre A Prostate Exam" mission was by FAR the best....

As soon as I saw monocle's in the forums, I knew it'd win. It's like a good one-liner; more immediately funny.

Hyperglavin's was the best

Nope, I just like to share. Sure I'd prefer it if people find my posts funny. Some will, most won't. Clearly you are thirsting to feel superior. You have my pity.

24's got my vote.

YAAAR least funny wins again mateys.

why on earth would you post something to amuse yourself? couldnt you just think it? clearly you are thirsting for approval.

I like that game! I saw the secret passwords on the site blackmatching.com. That's a really cool secret stage!

I could do the mission in #7! "Islands in the stream. That is what we are. No one in between. How can we be wrong? Sail away with me, to another world ..."

meh the last one wasn't that great, "Guy from GTA4 dances...?." However the rest of them were UNREAL :D

Only if you promise not to strike me down with your vicious sarcasm. Oops, too late. BURN PEASANT!

OK, OK, so other people already said that. Please, pretty please Jenna, don't burn me with your searing rage...

What? The winning idea was "Wouldn't it be ridiculous if there was a dance challenge mission in GTA?" In San Andreas you had to do one on the beach, one in a lowrider, and god knows how many on dates.

number 10 was hilarious. 18 & 19 were pretty good too.

haha I love number 17 great job

@Onodera. It doesn't really bother me how they decide the winner. As I'd stated earlier I just post what makes ME laugh. If others find it funny, too that's a bonus. It's certainly not a requirement, though.

Boy, Yuckmouth I really gotta admire the fact that your determination to be a complete shithead is such that you'd mock me for a point of view I don't actually even have. If you'd actually read my post you'd know it wasn't a big deal to me and if you did then you're either ignoring that fact or are incredibly stupid. Either way.. swing and a miss! Grab some pine, meat.

Although it didn't make the list, Sam Lowery's rape targeting system in the archives made me laugh like hell.

hahaha, i loved #17!

Jenna..like boo-hoo... it's cracked not the Nobel Prize.