The 30 Most Ill-Conceived Movie Monsters

17,7,6 ftw :D

6/17/2009 6:38:10 AM

LumpLarry

i liked number 5.
thats the one with all the words right?
im too lazy to look. haha

2/21/2009 11:25:05 AM

oxyMORON

number one was very clever

11/16/2008 8:24:49 PM

Mr.Lumberjack

But I think number 26 and 16 were my favourites.

10/10/2008 6:05:41 AM

Tartra

The guy who made the Count Chocula one did a REALLY nice job.

10/10/2008 6:05:01 AM

Tartra

Actually, there was a Count Chocula movie. Of a sort. Chocula himself was lame, but the zombies in the movie were cool--they sat around moaning and complaining about their lot in the afterlife, with helpful subtitles for those of us who don't speak zombie.

9/10/2008 5:53:43 PM

MaggieMarvel

Actually the drunk ex-girlfriend one would be pretty scary

8/2/2008 6:36:54 PM

ComicJunkie87

my personal fave is nasferatu....very, very clever.

7/26/2008 12:52:40 PM

metalroosa

I LOVE NUMBER 17!!!!

7/18/2008 10:37:41 PM

PIECES_OF_FLAIR

Did Sealed really have to be last? I mean, c'mon "your fate is SEALED." is supremely clever. And its about a killer seal.

5/19/2008 8:49:36 PM

alkfuel66

'Technology Savvy Vengeful Ghost' LMAO :D

'Narcoleptic Quadruple Amputee' That one deserves to be higher up in the list since these are supposed to be USELESS villains and you don't get more useless than that.

Endroll. Lol. Simply. Lol.

Time. Drunk Ex-Girlfriend. 50 Year-Old Woman. All hilarious :)

4/25/2008 9:46:53 AM

Dark-Dreymer

hey, I checked out Master Blaster's link to the original art that Coultergeist ripped off (http://chud.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1902283&postcount=973) ... it's a pretty obvious case of plagiarism. I move that "joker" has his #1 status revoked.

4/24/2008 9:25:47 AM

jiveasscracka

Some of these were great. That 50 yr old woman is more like 65 though. But still funny.

4/24/2008 9:04:12 AM

G33K3Z01D

mobys dick was berry small

4/21/2008 5:43:03 PM

omgazn

Moby's dick made me loll.

4/21/2008 3:45:35 PM

Larwick

Some fun ideas but #1 COULTERGEIST is a complete and total RIP-OFF of a fan-made joke poster posted over at CHUD nearly a whole year ago.

Proof: http://chud.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1902283&postcount=973

4/21/2008 12:49:34 PM

MasterBlaster

Moby's dick was great.

4/19/2008 7:40:41 AM

Sebastian

I can't wait to enter one of cracked.com contests for 50 bucks and then b***h about it endlessly, and then turn on other competitors because I am 10 years old...fun.

4/18/2008 4:35:57 PM

Yuckmouth

Bardem as count chocula FTW!

4/18/2008 6:02:14 AM

froley

claypot you must be the off spring of Bill murray, and a f*****g huge pile of pope s**t

4/18/2008 3:02:03 AM

Slowest