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The 30 Most Ill-Conceived Movie Monsters

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A well-designed monster (say, a burn victim with a glove made of knives) can make a franchise. We asked you to photoshop monsters from the opposite end of the spectrum, the shittiest movie monster possible.

The winner is below. But first the runners up.

#30.


by Kybard


#29.


by MadPiper


#28.


by scoob


#27.


by Bishopwhitet


#26.


by anlight


#25.


by anlight


#24.


by Wibblewobble


#23.


by Sanchez


#22.


by eNil


#21.


by bltzie


#20.


by epoca


#19.


by Screamer


#18.


by epoca


#17.


by chaoskitten


#16.


by monocle



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'Technology Savvy Vengeful Ghost' LMAO :D 'Narcoleptic Quadruple Amputee' That one deserves to be higher up in the list since these are supposed to be USELESS villains and you don't get more useless than that. Endroll. Lol. Simply. Lol. Time. Drunk Ex-Girlfriend. 50 Year-Old Woman. All hilarious :)

Posted on 4/25/2008 9:46:53 AM

hey, I checked out Master Blaster's link to the original art that Coultergeist ripped off (http://chud.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1902283&postcount=973) ... it's a pretty obvious case of plagiarism. I move that "joker" has his #1 status revoked.

Posted on 4/24/2008 9:25:47 AM

Some of these were great. That 50 yr old woman is more like 65 though. But still funny.

Posted on 4/24/2008 9:04:12 AM

mobys dick was berry small

Posted on 4/21/2008 5:43:03 PM

Moby's dick made me loll.

Posted on 4/21/2008 3:45:35 PM

Some fun ideas but #1 COULTERGEIST is a complete and total RIP-OFF of a fan-made joke poster posted over at CHUD nearly a whole year ago. Proof: http://chud.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1902283&postcount=973

Posted on 4/21/2008 12:49:34 PM

Moby's dick was great.

Posted on 4/19/2008 7:40:41 AM

I can't wait to enter one of cracked.com contests for 50 bucks and then bitch about it endlessly, and then turn on other competitors because I am 10 years old...fun.

Posted on 4/18/2008 4:35:57 PM

Bardem as count chocula FTW!

Posted on 4/18/2008 6:02:14 AM

claypot you must be the off spring of Bill murray, and a fucking huge pile of pope shit

Posted on 4/18/2008 3:02:03 AM

Seconded, thirded, whatever. Claypots you are an enourmous douche. Please go back to commenting on Youtube videos and Digg articles where you so rightfully belong.

Posted on 4/18/2008 2:30:34 AM

You know what would be cool is if readers could somehow cast votes for their favorite photoshops, because the editors aren't very good at picking a winner.

Posted on 4/18/2008 1:10:20 AM

while i normally would not get involved in this tard conversation i have to say, claypots you are kind of being a consistently whining self-obsessed douche. get back on your meds.

Posted on 4/17/2008 7:47:53 PM

Mr. Claypots, thank you for disproving my hypothesis that you are a huge whiny asshole. My bad.

Posted on 4/17/2008 6:48:07 PM

Glenn is a fucking moron. I didn't even enter this one because I knew the list would be full of half baked ideas. Is that you son on your profile pic before you fucked him or after?

Posted on 4/17/2008 6:38:55 PM

Hey Sigma "Can someone explain WHY the winner was funny?" Ann Coulter is a woman of high intelligent and a well educated conservative lawyer who has made a career of saying the absolute meanest things such a creature could possibly come up with. Harsh language really scares some people.

Posted on 4/17/2008 6:11:45 PM

Count Chocula should have won. Pure genius.

Posted on 4/17/2008 5:40:59 PM

I loved "Crappy CGI-osaur" because it's TRUE! Same goes for "Technology Savvy Vengeful Ghost" But, you guys do know that right now there are some fat cat Hollywood producers going through this page right now and calling Michael Bay...

Posted on 4/17/2008 3:43:52 PM

pure slickness from joker

Posted on 4/17/2008 2:46:59 PM

thanks brother. I also liked your "british teeth".

Posted on 4/17/2008 2:27:31 PM

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