Take a man. Add eye work (unisex glasses if eye wear is needed) and Botox. Mix in a bad haircut or unfashionably long hair -- a dye job, if possible. A little doughiness doesn't hurt, either. Have a weakness for turtlenecks, and by all means, fight aging like it's a battle you can win if you try just a little harder. And there you have it: the winning formula to become a man who looks like an old lesbian.
We asked Keith Mays, author of the blog that started a phenomenon and pioneer in the field of men who look like old lesbians, to run down the 25 best examples of this confounding phenomenon, and he happily obliged, including a handful of newly discovered men who look like old lesbians.
A Pop-culture obsessed and farm-raised hipster who writes for GQ and ESPN.
Someone who has penned 14 books on the spiritual nature of the vulva.
Writer. Possible candidate. Rush Limbaugh tormentor.
The art director of Lands' End catalog.