It's unknown if these brilliant scholars ever received any applicants who agreed to be paid in coupons for bro penis, but the ad prompted a fruitless investigation by university police. Beware, greater Burlington metro -- you could be living next door to the diabolical brain trust that is MILF House.
Author Requires Female Assistant to Research Erotic Novel
In 2011, non-bestselling author Chad Leslie Peters self-published the non-bestselling book The Affair: A Four Week Experiment in Love, which, much like 99 percent of self-published literature, is erotica.
Chad Leslie Peters
"Self-published? But the cover is so professional."
On the heels of this novel, Peters decided to take literature to the next level with a non-fiction version of The Affair. But first, he had to go to Craigslist -- the place where all sensible citizens go when they get ideas -- and hold a recruitment drive for nubile English majors:
"The book will detail every aspect of a mutually-agreed to romantic affair between myself and a young FEMALE lover (perhaps you), experienced over 30 days, as in the novel. The difference between the first book and this one will be verite: everything in this new volume will be the truth as both participants see it."
So far, the non-fiction remake of The Affair has yet to pop up on his Amazon sales page, so it's safe to assume that Chad was so overwhelmed with responses that he's spending every waking hour boning instead of writing.
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