As we previously discussed -- to the delight of those article-thieving boner demons over at the Daily Mail -- tourists are assholes. Whether it be through cultural ignorance or the limitless human capacity to not give a shit, tourists have the uncanny ability to abandon rational thought and revert back to the level of impulse control experienced by freshwater amoebas.
4 Walter White's Funeral Becomes a Tourist Attraction Where Hundreds of People Trample Over Real Graves
Last October, the TV show Breaking Bad, a heartwarming buddy comedy about a Malebolgian drug dealer and his delinquent sidekick, ended its five-season run by [SPOILERS THAT HAVE BEEN PLASTERED EVERYWHERE] riddling its main character with more bullets than Vito Corleone's eldest son. Some fans were so mournful that Albuquerque Health Care for the Homeless decided to hold a funeral ceremony to commemorate the loss of this fictional character, because they have no idea how to properly interact with other human beings.
"We don't give a shit about the dead or spoiler alerts."