As we previously discussed -- to the delight of those article-thieving boner demons over at the Daily Mail -- tourists are assholes. Whether it be through cultural ignorance or the limitless human capacity to not give a shit, tourists have the uncanny ability to abandon rational thought and revert back to the level of impulse control experienced by freshwater amoebas.
4 Walter White's Funeral Becomes a Tourist Attraction Where Hundreds of People Trample Over Real Graves
Last October, the TV show Breaking Bad, a heartwarming buddy comedy about a Malebolgian drug dealer and his delinquent sidekick, ended its five-season run by [SPOILERS THAT HAVE BEEN PLASTERED EVERYWHERE] riddling its main character with more bullets than Vito Corleone's eldest son. Some fans were so mournful that Albuquerque Health Care for the Homeless decided to hold a funeral ceremony to commemorate the loss of this fictional character, because they have no idea how to properly interact with other human beings.
"We don't give a shit about the dead or spoiler alerts."
Hundreds of Breaking Bad tourists from around the country converged on New Mexico to attend the funeral at Sunset Memorial Park. However, the problem with removing sincere mourning from a funeral and adding in several hundred random strangers with no meaningful connection to one another save their shared enthusiasm for the fictional exploits of a person who never existed is that you are left with dozens of clueless assholes behaving as if the entire cemetery is full of nothing but cartoon characters and literary heroes. So instead of treating the graveyard like the place of quiet, respectful reflection that it is, these out-of-town Breaking Bad fans stood on the gravestones of real people.
"Nice of them to put these stones here so we don't have to stand on the grass."