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34 Positive Stories That Got Lost In The 24/7 Outrage Cycle

By:: Cracked Plasticians

March 20, 2017

34 Positive Stories That Got Lost In The 24/7 Outrage Cycle

There's a lot of good stuff happening on this planet. You wouldn't know it, because the media really loves to promote the idea of how totally fucked we all are.

So the next time the news gets you down, just remember that ...

34 Entry by Timon DJ Spajic

A NEW STUDY LINKED SAME-SEX MARRIAGE LAWS WITH A DROP IN TEEN SUICIDE RATES. By comparing suicide rates in states that had legalized same-sex marriage

33 Entry by Andrea Meno

A PROVINCE-WIDE PROGRAM IN QUEBEC WILL SHIP GROCERY STORES' EXCESS PRODUCE TO FOOD BANKS, INSTEAD OF THROWING IT AWAY. AE FOOD BANK 611 grocery stores

32 Entry by MistakeNot

CRACKEDCOMI MATER AN AFRICAN FARMER HAS BEGUN DELIVERING WATER TO KENYAN WILDLIFE IN THE WAKE OF A DROUGHT. Patrick Kilonzo Mwala travels 45km lapprox

31 Entry by MistakeNot

A Chick-fil-A CUSTOMER HAS BUILT A NEW HOUSE FOR AN EMPLOYEE. Shakeel Williams suffers from sickle cell anemia. Brian Smyth, who visited the Chick-fil

30 Entry by Joyce Rogers

During the Women's March in Denver, a bystander witnessed ...hundreds and hundreds of people stepping out of the parade to thank the police for being

29 Entry by milito

Just after his Grammy win, Chance the Rapper, born and raised in Chicago, donated 1 million to Chicago's Public Schools GRAGKEDOON

28 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

The US Customs and Border Patrol organized the 'Hugs Not Walls' event. ugsNotWalls alls ATAN The event allowed Mexican immigrants, some even without p

27 Entry by milito

3D printing is srevolutionizing medicine. I A 32 year-old Indian woman, who from was suffering spinal tuberculosis, was able to walk again. Doctors in

26 Entry by jaoafallas

Sage, a blind 12-year old labrador that was missing for more than a week in the mountains of California was found and rescued by her owner's neighbor,

25 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

A mother and child selling Girl Scout Cookies were robbed at gunpoint so Union City cops went beyond the call of duty. They bought all of their coobie

24 Entry by Amira Victoria Chan

A bus driver keeps a woman from jumping off the bridge. Damone Hudson was driving his regular route when he saw a woman standing by the edge of a brid

23 Entry by Alex Buchanan

An advanced autonomous submarine is setting out on its first mission to measure Antarctic ocean currents AUTOSUS LR Boaty nicBoatface Its name, thanks

22 Entry by milito

Mike and Julie Bennet died from cancer within days of each other, leaving 3 children behind. After the siblings showed a picture of their terminally-i

21 Entry by milito

To discourage irresponsible breeders and puppy mills, San Francisco permits pet shops to sell only rescue dogs and cats. CRACKED

20 Entry by Maclise

A class of elementary school students in Scotland built miniature longboats and held a Viking funeral for their class goldfish, Freddy and Bubbles. CR

19 Entry by Joyce Rogers

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18 Entry by Lolly~

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17 Entry by PookieJones

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16 Entry by Mack_Roe

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15 Entry by BBY

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14 Entry by MistakeNot

AFTER 4 YEARS APART, A REFUGEE FAMILY HAS BEEN REUNITED. Dyan's pregnant wife and two children relocated to Fort Worth, Texas four years ago with the

13 Entry by Joyce Rogers

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12 Entry by Lolly~

CRACKED COM Melanie Segard, 21 of France, achieved her dream of being a weather presenter-for-a-day following her Facebook page Melanie can do it ga

11 Entry by Lolly~

Carlos Santos, Johan Groenewald & Pieter Roussow SAVED THIS BABY ELEPHANTO The three truckers from South Africa stopped when they noticed the baby ele

10 Entry by jaoafallas

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9 Entry by BBY

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8 Entry by PookieJones

100% OF LAS VEGAS GOVERNMENT FACILITIES' ENERGY IS FROM A RENEWABLE SOURCE. All the community centers, fire stations, street lights and parks in Sin C

7 Entry by Andrea Meno

Central Texas opened its FIRST DEDICATED TRANSGENDER HEALTHCARE CLINIC The Kind Clinic, located in Austin, TX, offers estrogen and testosterone hormon

6 Entry by JoeX111

The military and the Make-A-Wish Foundation came together to help a 15-year-old boy with cerebral palsy and diabetes insipidus live out his dream: To

5 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

The lion population in central Kenya has increased from 11 to 50, thanks to the effort of Warrior Watch, a group of ex-lion hunters that now dedicate

4 Entry by Maclise

A Utah High School installed donation-funded washrooms, which include showers and washing machines, to provide for homeless students who don't have ac

3 Entry by milito

41-year-old Manfred Kick noticed a man in a Volkswagen driving erratically on the Autobahn near Munich. When he realized the man was unconscious, he p

2 Entry by Moses Armstrong

34 Positive Stories That Got Lost In The 24/7 Outrage Cycle

1 Entry by Tripko

CRACKED COM THERE HAS BEEN AN AMAZING NEW BREAKTHROUGH IN HIV/AIDS RESEARCH BY COMBINING THREE TYPES OF ANTIBODY DRUGS, TOP RESEARCHERS AT ROCKEFELLER

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