28 Cringeworthy Comic Book Storylines the Movies Left Out

Hollywood takes certain liberties adapting comic books for the big screen. And after seeing these storylines, its no wonder they keep to the general guideline and avoid the specifics.

But they're still out there, and with the help of AuntiMeme, we're more than happy to show you those terrifying, awkward specifics.

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IN INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #30, TONY STARK'S IRON MAN SUIT COMES TO LIFE AND FALLS IN LOVE WITH HIM. IT THEN KIDNAPS STARK AND TAKES HIM TO A DESERTED ISL

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DHE CIANT TRIES 7O BREAK BATMAN ONCE USED THE EVER TIGHTENING ROPE! THE BAT PLANE TO LYNCH A MENTAL PATIENT FEW LATER... AN EVIL SCIENTIST MOMENTS GAV

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HOW you HAD SPiDer-MAN: REIGN BEEN POISONED WITH RAPIOACTIVITY! HOW YOUR REVEALS THAT BODY SLOWLY BECAME RIDOLED WITH CANCER! MARY JJANE DIED OF RADIA

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IN 1989, BATMAN SOLARED OFF AGAINST A VIGILANTE CALLING HIMSELF ANARKY HE SPOuTep ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT CATCH- PHRASES AS HE ATTACKEO THE RICH. come ONCU

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WONDER WOMAN ONCE REFERRED TO JAPANESE SOLDIERS AS LITTLE YELLOW DOGGIES. COME ALONG LITTLE YELLOW DOGGIE! yowp. AND WHEN SHE LEARNS THAT THE SOLDIE

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WHEN THE WHILE ACROSS THE PACIFIC OCEAN. ANOTHER IILISTICE SOCIETY IS MEETING: A SOCIETY UHOSE IDEALS ARE FAR REMOVED FROM THOSE OF THE RLACK DRAGOU -

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WHEN SHE ARRIVED ON EARTH IN 1959, SUPERMAN DUMPED SUPEREIRL INTO AN OPPHANAGE. SUPERGIRL IS SUPES' TEENAGE COUSIN, WHO SOMEHOW MANAGED TO SUIRVIVE TH

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SLIPELMAN DECIDED TO FIGHT CIME BY DESTROYING POOR PEOPLES HOMES. IT's NOT ENTIRELY YOuR FAULT THAT YOU'RE DEUN- SUPES CAME OUENT-- IT'S THESE SLUMS T

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IN SUPERMAN, INDIAN CHIEF, SUPES TRAVELS BACK IN TIME TO PERSUIADE THE EARLY NATIVE DWELLERS OF METROPLIS TO SELL THEIR LAND TO THE WHITE MAN. HE DO

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IN THE COMIC BOOKS, SUPERGIRL HAS A FLYING HORSE NAMED COMET, WHO HAS A HUGE CRUSH ON HER. HE LAMENTS TO HIMSELF THAT HE'D GIVE UP ALL OF HIS SUPERPOW

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SPIDEBMAN ONCE GAVE BIBTH TO HIMSELFO A VILLAINESS CALLED THE QUEEN TURNED PETE INTO A SPIDER BY KISSING HIM. YADDAH YADDAH, HE DROPPED DEAD, AND THEN

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WHEN LEX LUITHOR WAS A TEENAGER, HE WORSHIPPED SUPERBOY. LITERALLY WITH A STALKER WALL AND EVERYTHING. ONE DAY THERE WAS AN ACCIOENT IN HIS BOY GENIUI

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WHEN HE REFUISED TO SIDE WITH HIM AGAINST SUPERMAN, BATMAN EASED ROBIN'S MEMORY AND SENT HIM BACK TO THE ORPHANAGE. THE STORY TAKES PLACE IN A TIMELIN

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BUT. LPON REACHING THE CHAMBER THE XMEN DONT woeRyl SUDDENLY STOP IN THEIR TRACKS RESPECTFULLY, AS AS THOUGH I THEY SEE... I COULD HELP DON'T WORRY SI

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IFK POSED AS CLARK KENT IN A 1964 ACTION COMIC. IN THE STORY, HE KNOWS SUPES' SECRET IDENTITY, AND HELPS HIM OUT BY POSING AS CLARK KENT AND MEETING W

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BACK IN THE EOS. THE FANTASTIC FOLP FACED THE HATE MONGEO A VILLAIN WHO SHOT HATE RAYS AND WHEN THE WORE A FOUR FINALLY UNMASKED HIM, PUPPLE HE TURNED

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ALTHOR TOM WOLFE HAD CAMEOS IN DR. STRANGE AND THE INCREDIBLE HULK. THE HAD WHAT'S WOLFE BRIEFLY MATTER, REFERENCED DR. DOC STRANGE IN HIS HANENT GOT

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DAREDEVIL ONCE BROKE INTO A PRISON HOSPITAL SO HE COULD FORCE BULLSEYE TO PLAY RUSSIAN ROLLETTE, DD IS THERE TO AVENGE ELEKTRA'S DEATH AT THE HANDS OF

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ANGEL AND HUISK HAVE AIRBORNE SEX IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, IN UNCANNY #440. THEY FLY up INTO THE AIR WITH THE X-MEN AND HUSK'S MOTHER WATCHING, AND THEIR

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FOR A TWOBYEAR PERIOD IN THE 9OS THE SPIDEBMAN LNIVEBSE WAS CBAWLING WITH SPIDEY CLONES. AT ONE POINT THERE WERE SIX SPIDEYS SCuRRYING AROUND. IT WAS

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IN TEEN TITANS #36, ROBIN AND WONDER GIRL MAKE OUT WHILE LYING IN A PUODLE OF SUPERBOY ROBIN'S BEEN TRYING TO CLONE SLPERBOY, WHO DIED A YEAR AGO. IN

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ORSON WELLES APPBARED IN SLPERMAN coMies AD PMREP LP WhH SLPES TO HGHT NAZI MALANS, WELLES FLIES TO MARS ON AN EXPERIENTAL ROCKET AND DISCOVERS THE ER

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IN 1961, SUPES MARRIED LOIS LANE AND KEPT HER CAPTIVE IN THE FORTRESS OF SOLITLIDE, UP AT THE NORTH POLE. HE BUILT HER A BULLETPROOF CYET ODOLY TRANSP

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HAHHAHA- HAHAHA! /T'S A SPIDER !! IN THE MANGA VERSION OF SPIDER-MAN, SPIDEY FANTASIZES ABOLIT LETTING EVERYONE DIE. THEN HE CHLICKS HIS SPIDER-ML OLI

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WONDER WOMAN VILLAIN EGG FL IS A GIANT YELLOW EGG WITH A FU MANCHU MLISTACHE WHO SPEAKS IN BROKEN 'ENGRISH.' THE AMELICANS WOULD BE NARNED IF THE LOCK

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DEBUNKED SPOON BENDER URI GELLER APPEARED IN AN ISSUE OF DAREDEVIL. HE HELPED DAREDEVIL FEND OFF A GROUP OF BAD GuYS BY BENDING THEIR WEAPONS WITH HIS

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AND THEY. THEY WE THANK you. PROFOUNDLY TEY BECOME LIVED... IN A 1983 COMIc, FOR 6RANTINS A SPLING us SUCH A AUST WHICH PRECIOUS sess 7 THE WORM-LIKE

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WHEN BEN CTHE THING IS KILLED THE FANTASTIC THREE GO TO HEAVEN TO RETRIEVE HIM, AND MEET GOD... Well? you comind in. or whatt and there .oWHO TURNS ar

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