Hollywood takes certain liberties adapting comic books for the big screen. And after seeing these storylines, its no wonder they keep to the general guideline and avoid the specifics.

But they're still out there, and with the help of AuntiMeme, we're more than happy to show you those terrifying, awkward specifics.

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HOW you HAD SPiDer-MAN: REIGN BEEN POISONED WITH RAPIOACTIVITY! HOW YOUR REVEALS THAT BODY SLOWLY BECAME RIDOLED WITH CANCER! MARY JJANE DIED OF RADIA

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WHEN THE WHILE ACROSS THE PACIFIC OCEAN. ANOTHER IILISTICE SOCIETY IS MEETING: A SOCIETY UHOSE IDEALS ARE FAR REMOVED FROM THOSE OF THE RLACK DRAGOU -

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IN SUPERMAN, INDIAN CHIEF, SUPES TRAVELS BACK IN TIME TO PERSUIADE THE EARLY NATIVE DWELLERS OF METROPLIS TO SELL THEIR LAND TO THE WHITE MAN. HE DO

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WHEN LEX LUITHOR WAS A TEENAGER, HE WORSHIPPED SUPERBOY. LITERALLY WITH A STALKER WALL AND EVERYTHING. ONE DAY THERE WAS AN ACCIOENT IN HIS BOY GENIUI

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IFK POSED AS CLARK KENT IN A 1964 ACTION COMIC. IN THE STORY, HE KNOWS SUPES' SECRET IDENTITY, AND HELPS HIM OUT BY POSING AS CLARK KENT AND MEETING W

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DAREDEVIL ONCE BROKE INTO A PRISON HOSPITAL SO HE COULD FORCE BULLSEYE TO PLAY RUSSIAN ROLLETTE, DD IS THERE TO AVENGE ELEKTRA'S DEATH AT THE HANDS OF

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IN TEEN TITANS #36, ROBIN AND WONDER GIRL MAKE OUT WHILE LYING IN A PUODLE OF SUPERBOY ROBIN'S BEEN TRYING TO CLONE SLPERBOY, WHO DIED A YEAR AGO. IN

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HAHHAHA- HAHAHA! /T'S A SPIDER !! IN THE MANGA VERSION OF SPIDER-MAN, SPIDEY FANTASIZES ABOLIT LETTING EVERYONE DIE. THEN HE CHLICKS HIS SPIDER-ML OLI

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AND THEY. THEY WE THANK you. PROFOUNDLY TEY BECOME LIVED... IN A 1983 COMIc, FOR 6RANTINS A SPLING us SUCH A AUST WHICH PRECIOUS sess 7 THE WORM-LIKE

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