Hello! Welcome to the grossest petting zoo in the world. You’re about to get puked on, diarrhea'd at, and almost definitely paralyzed. Yeah, we don't know how we're still open either.
A conversation with Dave Goelz, the man who for nearly 50 years has served as the voice and puppeteer of Gonzo — the pain-loving, dare-deviling, chicken-dating, Charles Dickens-impersonating, furry blue star of the Muppets