10Entry by KillerPineapple
9Entry by Tickdickler
8Entry by Rocktopus
As terrifyingly complex as the world is for an adult, it's that much worse for a kid. You have no context for all of the buzzwords you hear on the news ("Mom, what's 'contraception'? Ok, then what's a 'slut'?"). We asked you to photoshop the hilarious misunderstandings small kids must harbor about current events, and promised $50 to the best entry. The winner is below, but first, the runners-up:
Congrats, bazooka. You win money.
Dear Hollywood: It’s time to retire the cookie cutter.