13 Current Events as Understood by a 5-Year-Old

As terrifyingly complex as the world is for an adult, it's that much worse for a kid. You have no context for all of the buzzwords you hear on the news ("Mom, what's 'contraception'? Ok, then what's a 'slut'?"). We asked you to photoshop the hilarious misunderstandings small kids must harbor about current events, and promised $50 to the best entry. The winner is below, but first, the runners-up:

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Entry by msx2

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Entry by Wazzles

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Entry by cmsmith

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Entry by Tickdickler

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Entry by Rocktopus

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Entry by numbsain

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Entry by luvthecubs

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Entry by IHeartGrammar

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Entry by Hungadunga

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, bazooka. You win money.

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