13 Current Events as Understood by a 5-Year-Old

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As terrifyingly complex as the world is for an adult, it's that much worse for a kid. You have no context for all of the buzzwords you hear on the news ("Mom, what's 'contraception'? Ok, then what's a 'slut'?"). We asked you to photoshop the hilarious misunderstandings small kids must harbor about current events, and promised $50 to the best entry. The winner is below, but first, the runners-up:

Entry by j21

the money I Jave him..: GONE! MEGATRONNIN.. CRACKEDCOD

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There are FOUR contests for you to choose from, the three standard photoplasties, and a fourth that requires a little writing. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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