Born at age zero, I come from laughing stock. I feel I've played a major role in my life but I must give credit to the many influences I've been under. I'd like to thank my parents for not aborting me, even now in the 473rd trimester. and I thank god they didn't foist some organized religion on me. As a CEO of a major corporation and former world class athlete my life would have been very different, but as a homeless degenerate I've done quite well for myself.

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