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Real Name: Andrés Diplotti
Member Since: March 16th, 2015
I got here in 2015 expecting to pitch articles, but was sidetracked by image content. Well, joke's on me -- now I do image content AND articles. (Hope you like 'em!)
You can visit my personal site at www.diplotti.com
My Twitter username, if you're into that, is @AndresDiplotti
Look, Tarzan had superpowers and the world just forgot about it.
The fantasy worlds you love are even more bananas than you thought.
These guys deserve a place in the Mount Olympus of pop culture.
This isn't some Postmodernist Commie SJW Cultural-Marxist take -- there's science to it.
People believe the darndest things.
All the amazing health news you need right now.
We’re here to make sure you don’t miss any important celebrity stuff.
You’re going to want to check this before doing literally any summer activity.
We feel that we can do Mario justice.
Amazon just paid half of all the money in the world to get the right to Lord of the Rings .
Hey! 'Justice League' comes out this Friday. Y'all excited about that?
We can't assume that the mere presence of light would stop sexual assault.
If you asked me to trade in the sanctity of our democracy to see Jesus arm-wrestle Satan, I would.
Truly, a terrifying look into the mind of a cold blooded killer.
I'm going to come right out and admit it: I somewhat enjoy black licorice.
Disney's story ends what Tolkien started.
It's even more bonkers than you can tell just by looking at it.
You want to know more. We deliver.
They could have changed the titles and saved on license fees.
Feeling down? You probably have a bad case of Wandering Uterus.
It's never too late to be successful.
Memorize these to simulate an education at fancy parties.
These aren't the big celebrities of the monster world -- but that doesn't make them any less (or more) real.
Death gets us all in the end -- some more creatively than others.