Salmonella Cereal, Super STDs, & Other Breaking Health News

These days, keeping up with the news seems like the worst thing for your health. Ironically, you might wind up missing out on important health-related stories, because scientists are always learning startling new things. Since we don't want you to miss anything important, we've decided to collect all the latest science bombs about what's good and bad for you this week and turn them into tasty, easy-to-digest memes.

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Sources: Live Science, People, PopSci

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Source: WKRN

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Source: PopSci

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Source: NPR

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Source: CNN

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Source: BBC

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Source: ABC News

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Source: Science Daily

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Source: The Journal Of Neuroscience

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Source: The New York Times

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Source: Newsweek

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Source: Business Insider

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