Trying to find cool celebrity news is like trying to find a needle in a haystack made of pins. So, a pinstack. Nobody has time for that kind of stress, but missing out is stressful too. So we've taken it upon ourselves to comb through the news and find the weirdest, most interesting stories about famous people.
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These hilarious stories should have been taught in every school.
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