No One Does Workplace Comedy Better Than This TikToker
Even Jesus Nalgas’ stage name is a little joke — it translates to ‘Jesus Butt Cheeks’
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0 Five Real ‘Area 51’ Stories That Sound Like Conspiracy Theories
Oh, they covered stuff up all right. And people died
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The Best George Santos Dunks So Far
The funniest flamings of the fraudulent, possibly felonious congressman
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14 Iliza Shlesinger Jokes for the Hall of Fame
‘The weekend represents the 48 hours that you have to fuck up the life you worked so hard for all week’
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15 Weird and Wonderful Bits of Trivia We Ran Into This Week
The fish have a new leader, and it’s a robot
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Space Octopuses & Other Weird Conspiracies Making The Rounds
T. S. Obiech
Scott Laffey
Andres Diplotti
Look, it's only human to try to make sense out of the world. It's only natural to assume there's something purposeful going on in the randomness around us, even if it's just so we can get some sleep at night. And the more chaotic the world gets, the more insane the conspiracy theories are. As a public service, we've assembled the wildest theories making the rounds right now. Whether you decide to laugh derisively or get on board is completely up to you.
Source: Snopes
Source: Las Vegas Now
Source: Medium/Justin Danneman
Source: Times of Israel
Source: r/The_Donald
Source: Miami Herald
Source: MSN
Source: NPR
Source: Live Science
Source: Snopes
Source: Slate
Source: Slate
And wouldn't octopi just make adorable astronauts?
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