It's summer, when you can theoretically engage in some relaxing, refreshing activities. Hold that thought. There's a lot of super weird, baffling stuff going on right now that somehow got buried in the sea of rational, important news stories. But don't worry, we've got you covered.
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You don't make astonishing amounts of money without ending up a jerk in some way.
Criminal behavior can be influenced by some very weird, seemingly random factors.
Even our most popular forms of entertainment can treat their employees like absolute trash.
The news spent weeks reporting on these giant scandals without bothering to mention the stupidest parts.