Cracked Archive - Weird World
Maybe that sounds melodramatic, but I don't think it's an overstatement. After all, think of all the things the Net has the power to make you do
- By Gladstone
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- March 04, 2014
Here are my techniques to really get to know someone as quickly as possible, whether it's a friend, a potential lover, or your boss.
- By Gladstone
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- March 02, 2014
These things show no signs of slowing down, and they must be stopped before they damage the Internet and reality.
- By Mark Hill
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- March 01, 2014
What makes us shake our heads? The disgust and bafflement and shame and disbelief we feel when confronted with that which should not be.
- By Felix Clay
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- March 01, 2014
Here I will explain how some common attempts to be helpful to new parents are in no way helpful.
- By Christina H
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- February 27, 2014
There are people out there who can honestly say that one day their lives turned into something straight out of a Hollywood writer's deranged imagination.
- By Justin Crockett
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- February 27, 2014
Dear Former Customers and Survivors of the Chris Bucholz Retirement Experience ...
- By Chris Bucholz
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- February 25, 2014
We want you to be proud of your roots even if they're in the one state the rest of America goes to die.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- February 24, 2014
Guantanamo Bay probably provokes one of two images in your mind: a torture camp or a real-life Arkham Asylum. Either way, you're wrong. I was there.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- February 24, 2014
If your experience with bedbugs (which I sincerely hope you never have) is anything like mine and my wife's, here's what you have to look forward to.
- By J.F. Sargent, Lillian Marx
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- February 23, 2014
One of the many horrible side effects of the Internet is that it now takes a lot to make me laugh. And sometimes what does the trick is horrifically dark and disturbing stuff.
- By Robert Brockway
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- February 20, 2014
I've been in six psychiatric facilities in three states, from the fancy McLean Hospital to crappier state-run facilities. But I'm better now, and I swear that all this is true.
- By Robert Evans, L.Y.M.
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- February 19, 2014
After considering each lawsuit, piece of hate mail, and bolt of lightning sent my way over the years, I think I've come up with a few rough guidelines on what can and cannot be joked about.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- February 18, 2014
It's almost like these designers' familiarity with boobies came from Barbie dolls and RedTube.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- February 18, 2014
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