Here are my techniques to really get to know someone as quickly as possible, whether it's a friend, a potential lover, or your boss.
These things show no signs of slowing down, and they must be stopped before they damage the Internet and reality.
Here I will explain how some common attempts to be helpful to new parents are in no way helpful.
There are people out there who can honestly say that one day their lives turned into something straight out of a Hollywood writer's deranged imagination.
Dear Former Customers and Survivors of the Chris Bucholz Retirement Experience ...
We want you to be proud of your roots even if they're in the one state the rest of America goes to die.
Guantanamo Bay probably provokes one of two images in your mind: a torture camp or a real-life Arkham Asylum. Either way, you're wrong. I was there.
If your experience with bedbugs (which I sincerely hope you never have) is anything like mine and my wife's, here's what you have to look forward to.
One of the many horrible side effects of the Internet is that it now takes a lot to make me laugh. And sometimes what does the trick is horrifically dark and disturbing stuff.
I've been in six psychiatric facilities in three states, from the fancy McLean Hospital to crappier state-run facilities. But I'm better now, and I swear that all this is true.
It's almost like these designers' familiarity with boobies came from Barbie dolls and RedTube.