phoenixmadder
Liverpool, England

Real Name:: ScottEBaird
Member Since:: October 07, 2011

About Me

Along with Cracked, I have also written articles for Topless Robot, TopTenz and Dorkly. I can also be seen most days of the week on Screen Rant.

The middle name is a reference to the TV show "Bottom" you philistines!

I can be also be followed on twitter at - https://twitter.com/ScottEBaird

5 Ads That Tried To Be Sexy But Were Just Disturbing Instead

If there's anything we don't need 'sexified' it's the products we use to unclog our toilets after a night of Taco Bell.

Authors: By E. Reid Ross, Scott Elizabeth Baird, Mike Bedard, Ivan Farkas, E.M. Caris
Published: September 16, 2017
Comments

5 Movies And Shows With Bizarre Influence IRL

The real world inspires our stories, not the other way around. Unless it is the other way around. And it is. So very, very often.

Authors: By Kyle Warnke, Micky McMichaelson, Scott Elizabeth Baird, Carel Vollgraaff
Published: January 24, 2017
Comments

The Anne Frank Sex Doll And 5 Other Wisely-Cut Sex Scenes

Sometimes, the stuff the screenwriters originally came up with was so gloriously insane that it almost would have resulted in a different movie. A somewhat sexier, slightly longer, much wronger one.

Authors: By Scott Elizabeth Baird
Published: September 21, 2016
Comments

5 Video Game Easter Eggs That Were Absurdly Hard To Find

Sometimes, game developers go way beyond 'a fun little secret,' and venture firmly into 'paranoid recluse hiding jars of his own urine' territory.

Authors: By Adam Koski, Scott Elizabeth Baird, Ed Stevens
Published: August 30, 2016
Comments

10 Batshit Crazy Comic Panels We Couldn't Stop Laughing At

We thought it might be fun to take some of the most inexplicably shithouse crazy panels from comic book history and try to make sense of them through the eyes of someone who's completely unfamiliar with the context.

Authors: By Scott Elizabeth Baird
Published: August 20, 2016
Comments