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The book carries the official Lucasfilm seal of approval, and Emperor George even wrote the foreword himself, polishing off a package intended to help thousands of Star Wars fans polish off their packages.
Harry N. Abrams Publishers
James Cameron might get all the credit now, but George Lucas is the real trailblazer in the fine art of blue tits.
While these depictions of blue nudity admittedly fall on the more sophisticated end of the masturbation scale (the end on which you feel an overwhelming urge to wear a monocle and talk about cheese while "throttling the Cantina Band"), it seems like any official boner fuel is too much for a franchise that many would argue was created for the sole purpose of keeping Toys"R"Us in business. There's also no indication that Star Wars Art isn't appropriate for all ages -- it's entirely likely that some well-meaning grandmother has gifted this throbbing tome to her young grandson, forever creating an awkward set of unmet expectations on each subsequent birthday.