Cracked Archive - Weird World
4 Children's Books That Will Unintentionally Scar Your Kids
The worst books are those that successfully spin the Wheel of Morality but then deliver their messages in the stupidest, most counterproductive manner possible.
- By Jason Iannone
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- November 21, 2014
3 Everyday Hacks to Make Reality Behave Like a Movie
If you've got the proper mindset, when you do these things today, tomorrow, and every day after that, you'll feel like you're living a movie.
- By Luis Prada
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- November 20, 2014
4 Mind-Blowing Theories About Famous Lines in the Bible
These people decided to look at the Good Book and douse the stories with a whole earthen vessel's worth of crazy.
- By C. Coville
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- November 19, 2014
5 Insane Realities of My Life as a Dwarf
Dwarves have size where it matters most.
- By Jason Iannone, Charles Less
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- November 19, 2014
5 Ways to Keep a Relationship from Killing Your Friendships
With a new person in your life, it's important to let your best friend know he's no third wheel.
- By 22 Jump Street
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- November 18, 2014
6 Reasons Comedy Is Better Than Drama
Comedy is the most important thing in the world, and not just because it's my job and how I can afford to have a home to cover in dust and dirty clothes and cat hair
- By J.F. Sargent
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- November 18, 2014
5 Unimportant Things With Giant Armies of Crazy Advocates
How did these bizarrely petty things get so many advocates?
- By Chris Bucholz
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- November 18, 2014
5 Eerily Specific Things Every Human Does Exactly the Same
Not like eating or farting. No, we're talking about the weirdly specific traits shared by nearly every society in every corner of the globe, for reasons science doesn't completely understand.
- By Justin Crockett
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- November 18, 2014
4 Signs of Aging No One Warns You About
Like a skirt trapped in your panties after a bathroom visit, no one wants to talk about getting older.
- By Kristi Harrison
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- November 17, 2014
6 Secret Beliefs That Are Making Us All Unhappy
The good news: hedgehogs are adorable. The bad news: The Hedgehog's Dilemma could ruin every relationship you've got.
- By David Wong, Rob Nietupski
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- November 17, 2014
I Don't Know My Age: 5 Things I Learned in My Isolated Tribe
Before coming to America at the age of 14, Rich had lived most of his life eating monkeys and living without power or antibiotics.
- By Robert Evans, Rich Enuol
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- November 16, 2014
19 Changes to the Internet If All Prejudices Were Reversed
The Internet is a super dumb place where all the world's hateful prejudices can gather together into one giant orgy of typos and vulgarity. But what happens when you flip the script on these bigots?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- November 16, 2014
6 Surprising Realities of Life as a Hooters Girl
It started as a dare by my then-boyfriend, but this job ended up lasting way longer than our relationship did.
- By Cher Martinetti
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- November 15, 2014
6 Unshakable Beliefs You Develop Growing Up a Redneck
We'll help you view the world through a redneck lens. And no, 'redneck lens' isn't what they call plastic wrap.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- November 15, 2014
4 Famous Mysteries With Really Obvious Answers
You like secrets, I like secrets. Let's like secrets together. That is, if your concept of liking involves scrutinizing the shit out of them, because that's what I meant and what this column is all about.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- November 13, 2014
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