Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Things You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are One)
Despite the venerable legacy of this career, and the utter ubiquity of strip clubs in our modern cityscapes, most people know very little about the realities of dancing naked.
- By Robert Evans, Amanda Mannen, Meredith, Emily, Salvatore, Layne, Laura, Zooey, Helen
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- January 25, 2015
5 Gadgets That Make Simple Foods Way Harder to Prepare
Even the simplest of foods can become needlessly complicated.
- By Jason Iannone
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- January 24, 2015
5 Horrific Things You See Collecting Dead People as a Job
The average body transporter quits pretty quickly. Here's why.
- By Jason Iannone, Kevin Courtney
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- January 24, 2015
22 Dickish Ways We'd Actually Use Superpowers
Superpowers would arguably create more problems than they solve.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 23, 2015
37 Everyday Things That Look Insane in Slow Motion
Watching shit in slow motion is awesome, great for productivity, and probably makes you a genius.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 22, 2015
5 Things I Learned as a Mormon Polygamist Wife
The world is full of women who are either in this situation right now or just recently got out. We sat down with a woman who escaped life as a 'plural wife' in a fundamentalist Mormon sect.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- January 21, 2015
9 Stupid Words We Should Retire in 2015
A new year is upon us, and that means we need to arbitrarily decide some things will be different, solely based on the fact that Earth has completed another cycle around the sun.
- By Felix Clay
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- January 20, 2015
5 Things Every Snob Says (Confirmed by Science)
This is proof that either we need to completely reshape the way we react to people or that all of science is just trolling us for the lolz.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- January 20, 2015
5 Awful Lessons I Learned Living With a Mystery Illness
Thomas Wolfe suffered from an extremely rare disease that took four damn years to correctly diagnose. As we learned, not every possible disease a person can catch has been discovered.
- By Amanda Mannen, Thomas Wolfe
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- January 20, 2015
6 Reasons You're Picturing the Post-Apocalypse Wrong
In October, Cracked sent four of its most expendable out to spend a weekend at Slab City -- a place that exists without water, electricity, or laws.
- By Robert Evans, Michael Swaim, David Christopher Bell, J.F. Sargent, Rene Cajelo
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- January 19, 2015
6 Nobodies Who Turned Into Action Heroes Without Warning
Real action hero shit happens every day ... and doesn't even require action heroes to make it happen.
- By Zachary Frey
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- January 18, 2015
8 Ways the Legal System Screws Rape Victims (Like Me)
After I pressed charges and took my experience to court, it became painfully obvious why the vast majority of women don't.
- By Anonymous, J.F. Sargent
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- January 18, 2015
4 Things I Learned When I Tried to Sell a House on My Own
If you want to learn a thing or two about selling a house via our mistakes, massive screw-ups, terrible decisions, and just plain stupidity, read on.
- By Luis Prada
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- January 17, 2015
4 Awesome Winter Customs America Needs to Steal
We'd all appreciate the season more if colder weather meant we could look forward to this insane stuff.
- By C. Coville
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- January 17, 2015
5 Reasons Being an Ice Cream Man is Shockingly Hard Core
We wanted the inside 'scoop' (Editor's Note: The person who wrote that joke has been fired ... out of a cannon) on what life is like as the person inside that brightly colored van full of childhood obesity.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- January 16, 2015
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