Despite the venerable legacy of this career, and the utter ubiquity of strip clubs in our modern cityscapes, most people know very little about the realities of dancing naked.
Even the simplest of foods can become needlessly complicated.
The average body transporter quits pretty quickly. Here's why.
Watching shit in slow motion is awesome, great for productivity, and probably makes you a genius.
Thomas Wolfe suffered from an extremely rare disease that took four damn years to correctly diagnose. As we learned, not every possible disease a person can catch has been discovered.
In October, Cracked sent four of its most expendable out to spend a weekend at Slab City -- a place that exists without water, electricity, or laws.
Real action hero shit happens every day ... and doesn't even require action heroes to make it happen.
After I pressed charges and took my experience to court, it became painfully obvious why the vast majority of women don't.
If you want to learn a thing or two about selling a house via our mistakes, massive screw-ups, terrible decisions, and just plain stupidity, read on.
We wanted the inside 'scoop' (Editor's Note: The person who wrote that joke has been fired ... out of a cannon) on what life is like as the person inside that brightly colored van full of childhood obesity.