Cracked Archive - Weird World
32 Things Pop Culture Got Right About the Future
Prophetic bull’s-eyes, every last one
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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No Lawyer in America Has Their Face on More Billboards Than This Guy
Drive through Alabama, and you’ll feel like he’s following you
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Crimes That Scared Everyone Until, Whoops, It Turned Out the Government Did It
Oh no, a bomb?!?! Who put this here?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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32 Ways the U.S. Just Doesn’t Care What the Rest of the World Does
5,280 feet in a mile? Makes total sense, ‘Merica!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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5 Tragically Sentient Mascots Waiting for Their Pop-Tart Moment
End these cruel existences
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- By Eli Yudin
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The 5 Most Absurd Fees Anyone Ever Had to Pay
Born? That’s a fee. Died? That’s a fee
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- By Ryan Menezes
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4 Chopped-Up Bits of Bodies That Just Kind of Turned Up
Hey, anyone lose a giant bag of hands?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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8 Foreign Words for Describing Just How Drunk You Are
The Germans and Russians may not know much, but they know how to drink
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Historical Body Modifications Claire’s Refuses to Do on Me
Less calling security, more lengthening my skull, lady!
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- By Eli Yudin
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4 Luxury Items That Are Absurdly Cheap to Produce
Can you believe how many rare, exquisite diamonds this mall jeweler owns?
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Places You Definitely Don’t Want to Hide Your Smuggled Goods
Is that cocaine in your crotch, or are you just happy to see me?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Very Serious Laws Governing Very Silly Foods
Let us settle once and for all the question of what is a sandwich
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Things People Have Insisted on Doing on All 7 Continents
I, meanwhile, will cancel plans if I don’t have shoes on
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- By Eli Yudin
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4 Awful Mishaps that Befell People on Vacation
Vacations can result in awkwardness and/or death
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- By Ryan Menezes
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4 Deaths That Were Officially Documented As Stupid
Live in a way that when they announce your death, they don’t mock you
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- By Ryan Menezes
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