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It's easy to assume that what you experience when you're a kid is normal, because it's pretty much all you know. It's only when you venture out into the world that you begin to suspect that your life to date has been super weird. But there's no way to be sure, right? Maybe there is. We asked readers to show us the things that their parents said all the time, that seem super weird, now. So you can compare notes.

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When E was kid, I wouldn't eat anything If I knew it had mushrooms in it, bampbells SO they got me to CONDENSED eat this by calling COOKING GREAT FOR

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The first time asked a friend turn on what called to my mom the pligh I was met with confusion followed by laughter.

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