6 Real Life Events That Were Scarier Than Any Horror Movie

The man was wandering about in the pouring rain, wearing two raincoats, when he stopped in front of a house for sale and looked at it for a good while, possibly communicating mentally with the friendly spirits inside.

She asked him the typical who/what/why questions, only for him to begin insisting that he was Bob Dylan, and that he was taking a break from hanging out with Willie Nelson and John Cougar Mellencamp as part of some kind of "Reminding People We're Still Alive (Barely)" tour.

Figuring she had nothing better to do, Buble called the old man's bluff and drove him back to the Ocean Place Conference Resort, where he claimed to be staying. Once she and "Bob Dylan" arrived, the officer was able to determine the man's true identity: Bob Dylan.

As it turns out, the old man was telling the truth about who he was all along, as Dylan's tour bus was able to confirm his identity by showing Buble his passport. In her defense, her sergeant met her at the hotel, looked at Dylan, and also did not believe he was who he said he was -- possibly because Dylan is slowly morphing into Ian McKellen as he ages.

So besides looking for houses to buy, why was Dylan walking through the pouring rain at night? Well hell, he's Bob Dylan. That image is probably in half the songs he writes.

You turn and see a woman doing chores. She's also a scarecrow.

You look through a window into the village's one-classroom school. The teacher and the students: all scarecrows.

You quickly turn to try to get back on your train, but it's already gone with the wind. Now it's just you and the scarecrows, while somewhere across the sea, R.L. Stine is having a nightmare more pleasant than the sight before your eyes. Welcome to Nagoro, Japan.

Turns out this is all the work of one woman, Tsukimi Ayano. She's been making the scarecrows for over ten years, partially as replacements for the town's dwindling population. As a result, the current ratio of scarecrows to people in the town is 150 to 35, which is probably also the ratio of sleepless to restful nights the average Nagoro resident has every year, thanks to the burgeoning scarecrow population.

Ayano made her first scarecrow 13 years ago, after the death of her father, as a way of keeping his memory alive. She found that she rather enjoyed making scarecrows, and so far has made over 350, though many of them have been lost to time. Osamu Suzuki, another resident of Nagoro who has watched the village's population slowly drop, said that the scarecrows are "indeed something to bring back memories." They will also create new memories that people won't soon forget, no matter how hard they try.

This is the reason someone invented those rear view cameras. Drive. Backwards.

Ivan Tukhtin unfortunately didn't have that option when he encountered a mysterious man on the highway, after the man had set up his own roadblock. Thinking quickly, Tukhtin asked the man / potential zombie what he needed to do in order to lure him away from the front of his car, but then quickly took off, as he'd seen enough horror movies (and sugary cereal commercials) to know what was going to happen next.

Fortunately, the guy wasn't actually a murderer -- just drunk and stupid. He had been drinking and driving (with a freaking passenger in the car) when his car ran out of gas on the highway, and he decided that the best way to get help was to scare the bejeezus out of someone, anyone driving past. Someone eventually called the police (who have been remarkably helpful over the course of this article), and they helped out the road blocker and his passenger by giving them a free ride directly to jail.

It was even more terrifying: The interference had been coming from inside the lab all along! Now it seemed that they had some investigating to do ... which only took about as long as it does to microwave last night's Chinese takeout. Literally.

As it turns out, whenever the telescope was pointed in the direction of the observatory's kitchen and someone opened the microwave door before it was done cooking food, the microwave would emit the mystery perytons, which would then be caught by the telescope. The source was discovered by PhD student Emily Petroff, who documented her findings in what we sincerely hope was the most sarcastic research paper ever written.

When Allison Henry ordered a selection of hair products from Target's website, she had no idea her life was about to take a turn for the Satanic. When her beauty supplies finally arrived, she found that the package also contained a less-popular cosmetic product: five vials of human blood.

Before you start thinking that this was merely a simple case of a really wrong package going to an even more wrong address, think again. The box had both hair care products and blood in it. This means that somewhere along the line, the world's creepiest UPS employee opened up her box of hair products, placed the vials of blood inside, and then sealed it back up. To really drive the point home, the box also contained a copy of the video game Wolfenstein: The Old Blood. We can only assume there wasn't enough room for a relevant Taylor Swift poster.

So what happened here? Was someone conducting a dark hairstyling ritual in a UPS warehouse and had to quickly hide the evidence? Apparently, the blood samples came from one Kelly Mikhalik, who was sending her blood off to a lab to be tested for Lyme disease. The women's packages crossed paths at a UPS station in New Jersey, which is where ... something mysterious happened. Nobody seems to know for sure how three moderately scary packages got combined into a horrifying one, but we're dusting off our crucifixes and getting an exorcist on retainer just in case.

For a better look at the horrifying depths of the human mind, you can check out Jim's Twitter account at @thesounddefense. He also writes gaming news and articles at GeekNifty.com.

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