Some of the most truly horrible and bizarre diseases reared their heads for one specific moment in history before vanishing just as strangely as they arrived, never to be seen again (we hope).
Our bodies are weird, as the farts that half of you will inadvertently release while reading this can attest to. But at least now we know why.
Spoiler alert: Not everything you read on the internet is true.
Turns out there's a lot of drama and hard decisions, both when it comes to collecting blood and when transfusing it into another body.
Since 'staying alive and healthy for longer' is the reason we decided to invent society in the first place, you'd think we wouldn't have all these roadblocks between us and healthy eating.
These myths were probably all conjured up by people who were totally plastered.
Most of the things you probably believe about your favorite foods are about as scientifically accurate as 'Timecop.'
If science had taught us cool stuff like this in school, we'd probably be Academy Award winners in Science. Or whatever award science people get.
We want our space life to be just like our regular life: Lazy, deliciously malnourished, and full of aimless distractions. And that's the real challenge.
All of the substances on this list could, if transported back to some previous era, probably get you convicted of witchcraft.
Bald chimps look like Verne Troyer bulked up on bovine growth hormone and filled his ball sack with saline.