Cracked Archive - Science
Bald chimps look like Verne Troyer bulked up on bovine growth hormone and filled his ball sack with saline.
- By Felix Clay
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- June 18, 2016
All three of our interviewees have struggled to convince the world that this eating disorder stuff is not a one-sided thing.
- By Mark Hill, Anonymous
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- June 14, 2016
It's easy to forget that once cancer reaches a certain stage it's not a matter of if, but when.
- By Anonymous, Saundra Sorenson
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- June 12, 2016
Yes, it's exactly as complicated as it sounds.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- June 11, 2016
One Times Square rakes in $23 million a year, despite having zero tenants.
- By Xavier Jackson
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- June 06, 2016
The world needs gum recycling, like, 10 years ago.
- By Nathan Shulkin
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- June 03, 2016
Even well-intentioned educators misuse many science cliches.
- By Luke McKinney
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- May 30, 2016
We spoke to a few Cyclopses about their experience, and it turns out it's all fun and games until somebody loses an ... oh, right.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- May 18, 2016
Geoengineering could almost certainly save this planet, but of course we're going to screw it up.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- May 17, 2016
Thomas B. can do you some things you probably can't, but he's still missing his fingers in a world designed by and for them, and sometimes that really freaking sucks.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- May 17, 2016
WARNING: The following article will disturb you. (Unless you're a hardcore Slayer fan.)
- By Martin Olsen
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- May 12, 2016
The same is true of sweating. If you sweat so much that you have a Dwayne Johnson amount of sheen on you for weeks on end, life gets complicated. And wet.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- May 10, 2016
The world consumes a lot of beef. But how much do you actually know about it?
- By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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- May 07, 2016
Rare new mushroom, male sex toy. Same difference.
- By Jim Avery
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- May 04, 2016
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