Cracked Archive - Science

5 Common Disorders That Turn Cute Animals Into Nightmares
5 Common Disorders That Turn Cute Animals Into Nightmares

Bald chimps look like Verne Troyer bulked up on bovine growth hormone and filled his ball sack with saline.

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6 Things You Learn As A Guy With An Eating Disorder
6 Things You Learn As A Guy With An Eating Disorder

All three of our interviewees have struggled to convince the world that this eating disorder stuff is not a one-sided thing.

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5 Realities Of Life When You Know You're Going To Die
5 Realities Of Life When You Know You're Going To Die

It's easy to forget that once cancer reaches a certain stage it's not a matter of if, but when.

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I'm Neither Male Nor Female: Growing Up Intersex
I'm Neither Male Nor Female: Growing Up Intersex

Yes, it's exactly as complicated as it sounds.

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Crazy Secret Places Hidden In The Middle Of Famous Locations
Crazy Secret Places Hidden In The Middle Of Famous Locations

One Times Square rakes in $23 million a year, despite having zero tenants.

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5 'Innocent' Things We Do (Are Environmentally Catastrophic)
5 'Innocent' Things We Do (Are Environmentally Catastrophic)

The world needs gum recycling, like, 10 years ago.

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5 Scientific Explanations That Get Misused Constantly
5 Scientific Explanations That Get Misused Constantly

Even well-intentioned educators misuse many science cliches.

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4 Ways Life Looks Shockingly Different With Only One Eye
4 Ways Life Looks Shockingly Different With Only One Eye

We spoke to a few Cyclopses about their experience, and it turns out it's all fun and games until somebody loses an ... oh, right.

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5 Real Climate Changing Devices That'll Clearly Doom Us All
5 Real Climate Changing Devices That'll Clearly Doom Us All

Geoengineering could almost certainly save this planet, but of course we're going to screw it up.

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I Have No Hands: 4 Life Hacks I Use To Live An Awesome Life
I Have No Hands: 4 Life Hacks I Use To Live An Awesome Life

Thomas B. can do you some things you probably can't, but he's still missing his fingers in a world designed by and for them, and sometimes that really freaking sucks.

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Did You Donate Your Body To Science? Maybe Don't Read This.
Did You Donate Your Body To Science? Maybe Don't Read This.

WARNING: The following article will disturb you. (Unless you're a hardcore Slayer fan.)

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6 Insane Realities When You Sweat Through Your Shoes Daily
6 Insane Realities When You Sweat Through Your Shoes Daily

The same is true of sweating. If you sweat so much that you have a Dwayne Johnson amount of sheen on you for weeks on end, life gets complicated. And wet.

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I Trick Bulls Into Gay Sex: 5 Realities Behind Your Beef
I Trick Bulls Into Gay Sex: 5 Realities Behind Your Beef

The world consumes a lot of beef. But how much do you actually know about it?

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5 Dumb Truths Behind Amazing Scientific Mysteries
5 Dumb Truths Behind Amazing Scientific Mysteries

Rare new mushroom, male sex toy. Same difference.

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