Cracked Archive - Science

An Eleven-Year-Old Louisiana Boy Steals And Crashes School Bus, Taunting Officers
Bart Simpson would be proud.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Science Of Needing People To Think You’re A Dork
We don't like people who are too perfect. It's science.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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America's Extremely Dumb History Of Falling For Infinite Energy Scams
Perpetual motion machines are as American as baseball and deep-fried cigarettes.
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- By Alex Hanton
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5 Crazy Science Stories That Flew Under Everybody's Radar
Let's get blinded with latest and greatest of science.
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- By Cedric Voets
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A Koozie For Your Burrito Is Peak Genius (Or Madness?)
You never realized a burrito needed a fancy suit, but here we all are.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Crazypants Scientific Discoveries (Happening Right Now)
There's been a lot of news lately, but science never sleeps.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Stupid Things Quietly Destroying the Planet
Other than just general human kind.
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- By Nathan Williams
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Science Doesn't Know How Eels Bone
Eels don't kiss and tell.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Crazy Ways Climate Change Is Affecting Us
It's like Captain Planet's fever dream.
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- By Kelly Stone
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Don't Forget To Add Natural Disasters To The '2020 Sucks' List
California is on fire again and that's to say nothing of the earthquakes and hurricanes.
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- By Dan Duddy
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The Best Presidential Prediction Model (Is Dumb AF)
It will shake you to your core.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Dying People In Canada Can Now Do Magic Mushrooms; Why Stop There?
It's time we put the spice in hospice.
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- By Dan Duddy
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5 Ways Being Rich Messes Up Your Mind (According To Science)
This isn't some Postmodernist Commie SJW Cultural-Marxist take -- there's science to it.
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- By Andres Diplotti
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Yes; You Can Sense When Someone's Watching You
You don’t have eyes in the back of your head, just really good ones in the front.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The Scientific Movement To Declare Fish A Myth (It Makes Sense. Really.)
Pictured: Not real.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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