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Katie, Jedi, And Other Conspiracy Theories Making The Rounds
All the latest theories from the tinfoil hat brigade.
- By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls, Scott Laffey
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- January 02, 2018
The 20 Most Insane Things That Happened In 2017
Let's all take a moment to reflect on the weirdest moments from 2017.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- December 30, 2017
5 Huge Celebrity Scandals The Entire Planet Got Wrong
The media has the amazing ability to shed light on terrible situations and stand by victims when no one else will. That or, you know, just point and laugh at them.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- December 19, 2017
Widespread Stories Legitimate News Sites Got Totally Wrong
The truth is in here somewhere.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 11, 2017
The 6 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/5/17)
All the most interesting news stories, pre-chewed for easy digestion.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- December 05, 2017
Teen Titans Looks Sad & Broody (But We're Still Here For It)
Common knowledge says that by the time you hit middle school, you should stop watching cartoons and move on to more
- By Tim Hawkman, Daniel Dockery
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- December 04, 2017
What Stupid Conspiracy Theory Is Out There Now? (12/4/17)
Is the Illuminati in charge of your homeowners association? Are Starbucks locations secretly Russian surveillance??
- By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls
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- December 04, 2017
What Stupid Conspiracy Theory Is Out There Now? (12/3/17)
Is the Illuminati in charge of your homeowners association? Are Starbucks locations secretly Russian surveillance??
- By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls
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- December 03, 2017
What Stupid Conspiracy Theory Is Out There Now?(12/1/17)
Is the Illuminati in charge of your homeowners association? Are Starbucks locations secretly Russian surveillance?? We may never know.
- By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls
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- December 01, 2017
The 6 Most Important Things You Need To Know On Friday 12/1
We follow the news, so you don't have to.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- December 01, 2017
David Goyer Is Too Broody For The Awesomeness That Is He-Man
On the Mt. Rushmore of '80s cartoons sit four heads: Optimus Prime, Cobra Commander, Lion-O, and He-Man.
- By Tim Hawkman
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- December 01, 2017
An Amazon Courier Pooped On A Curb, But Who Do We Blame?
This looks like an act of desperation.
- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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- December 01, 2017
The Book That Won The 'Bad Sex In Fiction' Award
For all I know, this is an excellent book ...
- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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- December 01, 2017
'Detective Pikachu' Isn't A Pokemon Movie (And That's Good)
We're finally getting it. A Pokemon movie based on a Pokemon game ... a game you've never heard of.
- By Tim Hawkman, Daniel Dockery
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- November 30, 2017
'CatDog' Lied: Science Says Dogs Could Be Smarter Than Cats
It turns out cartoons lied to us.
- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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- November 30, 2017
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