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Please, For The Love Of God, Don't Take Financial Advice From Jake Paul
Please, For The Love Of God, Don't Take Financial Advice From Jake Paul

Oh, God, please, we're begging you.

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The Boy Scouts Of America Runs Out Of Pedophile Funds, Declares Bankruptcy
The Boy Scouts Of America Runs Out Of Pedophile Funds, Declares Bankruptcy

Always be prepared to lowball victims.

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5 Monopolies That Hate The Average American
5 Monopolies That Hate The Average American

(Fixed rate) power to the people!

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Real, Weirdo Video Games Starring The 2020 Presidential Candidates
Real, Weirdo Video Games Starring The 2020 Presidential Candidates

Time to drop into gaming's deepest, lamest, weirdest corners.

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Love Can Be Scary And Confusing ... Just Like A Valentine Clown
Love Can Be Scary And Confusing ... Just Like A Valentine Clown

What is love if not playing cruel tricks on your beloved and laughing when they pee?

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Daniel The Golden Retriever Deserved Better At Westminster
Daniel The Golden Retriever Deserved Better At Westminster

How can we have a 'best dog,' really?

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'Birds Of Prey' Got A Title Change Because Moviegoers Are Apparently Idiots
'Birds Of Prey' Got A Title Change Because Moviegoers Are Apparently Idiots

Our collective attention spans couldn't make it past 'Fantabulous.'

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6 Sleazy Tactics Tech Companies Use To Get Ahead
6 Sleazy Tactics Tech Companies Use To Get Ahead

Plenty of tech giants have been punished for their scams by ... uh ... getting even richer.

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At What Point Does A 'Firework' Constitute A Bomb?
At What Point Does A 'Firework' Constitute A Bomb?

Colorful boom-booms are a sight to behold, but we kinda worry about the untrained copycat fireworks enthusiast.

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A Brief History Of Why America's Healthcare System Sucks
A Brief History Of Why America's Healthcare System Sucks

Isn't it kind of weird that your boss can decide whether you die of cancer?

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Harmless Hobbies That Are Being Rocked By Controversy
Harmless Hobbies That Are Being Rocked By Controversy

Some things that appear fun and wacky have dark secrets at their core.

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Netflix Is Finally Letting Us Disable Autoplaying Trailers, But Why?
Netflix Is Finally Letting Us Disable Autoplaying Trailers, But Why?

Listening to your customers? Why would anyone do that?

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Our Long National Nightmare Is Over As Dunkaroos Are Back
Our Long National Nightmare Is Over As Dunkaroos Are Back

Ignore the cookies. Suck the cream.

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