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Surprise! 'Re-Opening The Economy' Was A Clownshoes Idea
Greg Abbott what are you doing?
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- By Dan Duddy
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121 American Insurance Exec Admits He Lied About Canadian Healthcare Sucking
Corporate greed strikes again! Sorry Canada.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Conservative Media Is Helping Spread The Virus, According To Science
Don't get your pandemic advice from people who sell brain supplements and boner pills.
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- By Luis Prada
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Tons Of Places Have Problematic Names; Guy Fieri Is The Solution
Flavortown > GenocidalExplorertown
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Black Lives Matter Protests Are Working
This is nothing like Occupy Wall Street.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Trump's Latest Firing Was As Shady As Hell; It's Been Instantly Forgotten
Trump's Saturday Night Massacre is being met with a 'meh.'
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- By Dan Duddy
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It's Not 4th of July; Knock It Off With The Fireworks
Our world's on fireworks. How bout yours?
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- By Dan Duddy
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VICE Is Suing The Government Over A Dog's Genitals
Everyone knows that all dogs are boys anyway.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Real Bosses Straight From The Bowels Of Hell
Sometimes you become the CEO because you're really, really evil.
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- By Adam S.
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How TurboTax (Secretly) Makes Your Taxes A Nightmare
TurboTax is actually one of the primary reasons doing your taxes sucks so much.
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- By Jordan Breeding
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Nashville Newspaper Publishes A Bananapants BS Warning Of Islamic Nuclear Attack
You don’t have to explain to us the tyranny of advertisement over media, but this is ridiculous.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Hotel's Reopening Ad Is Scarier Than 'The Shining'
What if abandoned hotel, but full of living mannequins?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Fox News Admits Tucker Carlson Isn't To Be Taken Seriously
It's been years in the making, but they've finally said the quiet part out loud.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Mommy England Is Threatening To Take Away Our Tear Gas
We're just not responsible enough to use it.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Aunt Jemima Is Getting A Long Overdue Rebranding
Now someone just has to do something about the football team in Washington.
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- By Dan Duddy
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