Good news, everyone! Somewhere in the world, it’s perfectly legal to ignore your boss. Elsewhere, scientists have figured out that you don’t need all those expensive, noxious cows just to make cow’s milk – there’s a perfectly viable way to skip the middleman. This isn’t exactly news, per se, but Dolly Parton is a gosh damn national treasure, and has figured out yet another way to generously change a whole bunch of lives. This shouldn’t be news, but the state of Alabama has finally changed its mind about a certain prominent klansman. While it’s not the first time, this news never gets old: a very good dog very deliberately saved a man’s life. A certain ocean-bound behemoth was recently taken off of a threatened species list, and not because we hunted them to death or anything, but because conservation efforts actually worked! And in petty, but symbolically significant news, a certain warmonger lost an honorific that was near and dear to his heart. Read on for more good news!
Belgium workers opt for four-day work week, and ignoring emails after hours.
WD-40 fixes clock, and saves the church £50,000.
Cheese is being made without the need for cows.
Park employees at Dollywood get free ride to college.
A building at the University of Alabama is removing the name of a Klansman.
Retired NFL offensive tackle returns to school, works in cafeteria.
Concert-goer is saved by Billie Eilish.
Cancer 'vaccine' could prove ground-breaking.
A man was rescued from the sea after a dog spotted him in the water.
Airbnbs in Ukraine are being booked en mass.
Cases of Guinea worm disease have dropped dramatically.
Humpback whales make come back.
Bees must be able to live in your home, says England.
Serial home invading bear is not responsible for as many break-ins as previously thought.