15 Weird Bits Of News That Prove We Are In A Cursed Timeline

"Shaq versus an adult Silverback gorilla" sounds like something Joe Rogan would talk about on his podcast, but it's an actual concern for one zoo. 

Look, no one person has all the answers. But some people have got the important stuff pretty well figured out. How do you unionize when you work for one of the biggest surveillance corporations in the world? A group of shift workers have figured out a simple fix. How do you inflate the value of your NFT? Melania Trump, of all people, has an elegant solution. Curious about the absolute most insulting way possible to teach children about Prophet Muhammed? There’s a teacher in Bedfordshire, UK we’d love to introduce you to. Perhaps you’d like to know how to raise some funds for a struggling local library that's fighting back against a corrupt mayor. In that case, there’s a legion of furries in Mississippi who have figured that one out.