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Are you on the outskirts of a conversation and you need something to talk about, STAT? You’ve come to the right place. Here’s a fact for you: an Italian tourist was thrown in jail for stealing a teddy bear for his girlfriend. Got another one, fresh outta the oven: there was a real life Batman, he lived in Australia, and he captured a notorious cannibal outlaw. Speaking of Batman, his first film was unvarnished World War II propaganda – that’s a fact! While we’re still on the subject, one of his latest films was, according to its own writer, proof that “this franchise is on its last gasp. In non-Batman news, Alexander Graham Bell cobbled together a metal detector in an attempt to save the life of a President of the United States (it… did not work). Hey, what do you know, another fact! Before we let you go on to harvest all the juicy details, just know this: Bob Hope once sparked an armed military uprising. Okay, enjoy!
Steal a teddy? Straight to jail.
Source: Remembering The Tourists Arrested For Grabbing Diana Memorial Bears
The real Batman stopped a cannibal on the run.
Source: The True Story Of How Batman Stopped A Cannibal Bandit
Sarah Silverman had to stop eating meat after what she saw on a farm.
Batman's first onscreen appearance was WWII proaganda.
Steven Segal has not been invited back to Saturday Night Live.
Source: Saturday Night Live: Bob Odenkirk On That 'Insane' Time Steven Segal Hosted
Did Dr. Doctor have it out for President Garfield?
Source: The First Metal Detector Failed To Save Garfield From A Bullet
Ron Swanson was based on an actual official.
Batman v Superman' writer thought it was a dumb idea, a decade before he wrote it.
Source: Batman v Superman' Means You're Out Of Ideas, Said Its Writer Years Earlier
Bob Hope was caught between US troops and armed security.
Idaho potatoes were only good for pigs until we stopped trying to boil them.
Source: Potatoes Were Pig Feed, Till We Learned How To Cook Them
Norm was fired from Saturday Night Live for picking on O.J.
Source: 15 'Saturday Night Live' Cast Members' Stories Of Being Fired
How do you compete in the Olympics with just average skill?
Source: Reminder: Anyone Can Trick The System And Qualify For The Olympics
Steinbrenner's appearance was cut from Seinfeld.
Source: Seinfeld': The Behind-The-Scenes Story Of 'Steinbrenner'
A Russian doctor passed pee back and forth through a wall at the Olympics.
Source: Russian Olympians Beat Drug Testing By Slipping Clean Pee Through A Mouse Hole
Beetlejuice in Love' was the planned sequel to 'Beetlejuice.'
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