15 Of The Weirdest Stories Ripped From The Headlines

Imagine rocking up to the Pearly Gates, only for St. Peter to tell you that your baptism didn't count because the priest used the wrong pronoun. For an alarming number of people, this is not outside the realm of possibility.
It could be worse, though – you could live in Florida, Tennesse, or Iowa, where the quintessential gamer fuel is about to come in an alcoholic variety.
Or you could be the 80-year-old who was kidnapped by a naked intruder (and who somehow used Wordle to escape??). Or the Indonesian man who almost Google Maps-ed himself into marrying the wrong person. OR the bartender who was robbed twice – once by an armed robber, and a second time by his own employer.
If there’s one thing everyone can agree on – even the guy who freaked out mid-flight and took a coffee pot to the dome, courtesy of a flight attendant – it’s this: at least we’re not MoviePass.
A cabin was burgled -- not the inside, the entire cabin.

Source: UPI
Hard Mountain Dew is finally here.

Source: CL Tampa Bay
A missing Wordle update saves 80-year-old woman's life.

Source: BBC
U.S.-born skier has her pro-Chinese freedom message censored, in China.

Source: Protocol
Google Maps sends groom to the wrong wedding.

Source: News 18
MoviePass watches "Black Mirror," decides, "This is a good business strategy."

Source: TheGamer
Bartender is left with the tab after being robbed at gunpoint.

Source: NBC News
New Yorkers are having more, louder sex.

SSource: The Guardian
Mayor is convinced ice fishing leads to prositution.

SSource: Yahoo News
Flight attendant stops erratic passenger with coffee pot to the skull.

SSource: Live and Let's Fly
Time traveling Q-anon supporter is running for Secretary of State.

SSource: Vice
Flying spiders are coming, and nothing can stop them.

SSource: CBS
Decades of baptisms didn't count because of semantics.

SSource: Catholic News Agency
One person took down North Korea's internet for weeks.

SSource: Forbes
A man pretended to be with the CIA and "trained" a woman for a year.

SSource: Insider