Disneyland opened during the Cold War and provided America with some much needed ... disappointment, torture, and stress?
Throughout history, governments have tricked, tormented, and otherwise trolled their own populations during various conflicts.
Even God needs to keep his brand up to date.
Hindsight is always 20/20, but sometimes the foresight is pretty much 20/20 too.
Ever wonder what it's like being a living, breathing felony offense?
Have a hemmorrhoid? Better put a burning poker on it.
The vast majority of people haven't the slightest clue what the OG law of the land actually defines.
Allowing your first daughter to be raised on welfare and a waitress income while you're swimming in money is a dick move, Apple Man.
If only we could be like these people. If we were to suddenly find ourselves in the middle of an honest-to-God firefight, the only sick burns we'd be composing would be the ones in our underpants.
In 1965, inspired by the unique and controversial opinion that cigarettes were terrible, Herbert A. Gilbert set out to create a logical solution: the electronic cigarette.
It's amazing how one scream out of context can tank an entire campaign, even when you're a frontrunner.
If you've had a blast in Las Vegas recently, rule number one is what happened there stays there. Rule number two is you thank a mormon.