As for why the dog stopped at eating only one testicle, it's possible that the man woke up just in time. Or the dog got full from one hearty nut. We'll never know, because the man made it to the hospital and the dog was put down. But then again, since it was a stray, maybe there's a long line of one-testicle'd men who will never adopt a pet again.
Find You're Seated Beside A Corpse
In 2007, Paul Trinder was flying British Airways first class from New Delhi to London. Mid-flight, he woke up to see the cabin crew were seating an elderly woman next to him. It generally kind of sucks to learn you're losing that nice empty seat beside you, but first-class seats have plenty of room anyway, so Paul didn't really mind. But the woman looked frail, and Paul thought she had to be sick. Oh, Paul. I'm sooooo sorry.
Due to turbulence, the old woman kept falling down to the floor, and eventually had to be propped up with pillows. Finally, Paul asked an attendant what was going on, and they revealed that the woman was dead. "Talk about bad airline service!" you'd say, since again, every scenario on this list is a potential Seinfeld plot from Hell.
British Airways eventually issued a public statement, in which they noted that ten passengers die in the air every year. It's unclear, however, whether that was an extenuating fact or a threat. A crew's options for dealing with a body, they explained, are limited. Planes don't generally have a whole lot of space to spare. The body cannot be put anywhere that blocks an exit, and perching one directly on top of the drink cart is disrespectful and could ruin a nice vodka soda. In this case, they saw some seats were free in first class, so they moved the woman there and put her relatives close by. Aw, that's ... touching?