Technically, everyone's right. It is called "The White House" for a reason. The reason is that it was painted white, and it was a house. Still, Spider Sense tells me that that's not what these tweeters meant when they tweeted. (Spider Sense plus the fact that that one guy used the N-word.)

I don't think everyone in that image (and the countless others who have tweeted "It's called the White House for a reason") is racist, though I'm sure some of them are. I think most of them are either trolling or trying to be funny and failing miserably. On some intellectual level, I'm aware that trolls, racists and idiots exist year-round. I know that. But most of the time, I'm really good at avoiding those people, because I exclusively hang out with my dog and the seven or eight people who like the same TV shows I like and don't mind that I sweat all the time.

But now it's election season, which means I'm going out of my bubble to consume absolutely everything that's vaguely connected to the campaigns, including horrible tweets like the ones posted above. This year, we get to see the idiots announcing their presence in racist tweet form. Four years ago, they announced their presence at McCain rallies, calling President Obama a terrorist, or again on Twitter, saying stupid, sexist things about Sarah Palin.

I'd worked so hard building a little world for myself full of positivity and corn dogs, and that world comes crumbling down every time an election rolls around and I'm forced to confront the reality that, even though most of America is full of levelheaded, kind and hardworking people, there exists a pocket of hate-filled morons, right around the corner.

Some people make earnest rap videos supporting candidates they legitimately believe in, while others use the genre to trash the candidates they hate. Whether they're supporting or condemning a candidate, 9 times out of 10 you can bet that they don't actually know how to rap. It's baffling to me. One of the raps even opens with the lyric "His name is Romney and he's here to say," which is exactly what I say when I'm doing my impression of a guy who doesn't know how to rap and lives in 1996.

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"Throw your hands in the air like you just don't rap."

My favorite political fan video to hate last election was "It's Raining McCain," because it involved trying to convince us that "get" rhymed with "McCain," which is one of the boldest stances on the ways that words sound that I've ever witnessed. This year, I think my favorite might be "Obama-Romney Debate Via Song," which dared to combine rapping, Rebecca Black's "Friday" (talk about timely!) and that hip new animation style that looks like what nightmares would make if nightmares took drugs.

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If you think that image of Romney dancing with a cat-faced CG-monster is the weirdest visual in this video, then you probably haven't seen the one of Obama wearing a propeller cap riding a giant pot leaf like a magic carpet, directly beneath this sentence.

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The video also includes Obama doing a "Call Me Maybe" parody ...

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... and Romney in a leather vest and a pimp hat while "The Hustle" plays ...

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If you're anything like me, watching that video would be a good use of your time, because your time is absolutely worthless.

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