Look, I understand that gaming companies need EULAs (end-user license agreements), because as stupid as it sounds, there needs to be some sort of lawsuit protection from enraged game nerds. But I think it's only fair that if we have to agree to a set of terms before using a product we just paid for, the gaming companies should have to agree to an equal set of terms before accepting our money.
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Zoroastrianism used to be one of the biggest religions in the world, but their idea of heaven had a slight twist on it: To get there you'd have to cross a bridge, sometimes rickety, sometimes wide and sturdy. If you fell off, you'd go to the House of Lies for eternity. Fun! Not terrifying at all! This month, Jack, Dan, and Michael, along with comedians Casey Jane Ellison and Ramin Nazer discuss their favorite afterlife scenarios from movies, sci-fi, and lesser-known religions. Get your tickets here, and we'll see you on the other side of the bridge!
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Whose job is it to solve crimes?
The cops will come swooping in the seconds the credits roll.
The most unrealistic thing about fictional villains is that they don't get arrested until the plot calls for it.