Aaron Kheifets

Why Trump Thought He Could Strong-Arm 'Morning Joe'

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By Aaron Kheifets

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July 02, 2017

Why Putin's Half-Assed Lies Are An Insult To The Rest Of Us

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By Aaron Kheifets

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June 10, 2017

We're Ending The 'Covfefe' Thing Right Now. You're Welcome.

On Tuesday night, a beautiful new meme came into this world. With what precious little time it has left, we should live out its entire meme lifecycle.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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June 01, 2017

Miracles Don't Prove God's Existence, This Awful Stuff Does

The more you learn about the world, the more you see that it has clearly been meticulously engineered to be as frustrating and awful as possible.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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May 28, 2017

5 'Vintage' Items That Are Hugely Overrated

It seems weird that movies are trying to convince us that all the old ways of doing things are objectively better than our modern methods.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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May 27, 2017

Why Everyone Is Wrong About The Economy

Trump saving our economy is, like, for real fake news.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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May 14, 2017

The Terrifying Shortage Nobody Is Talking About

America is running out of poison.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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April 23, 2017

United Airlines Is Exactly Like An Abusive Partner

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By Aaron Kheifets

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April 12, 2017

5 Science Headlines You Can Immediately Ignore

A lot of science journalists don't even bother to try, and just tell us what they think will excite us the most.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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April 01, 2017

5 Comic Characters That Need An R-Rating More Than Venom

Some comic book arcs require more adult tellings to do their stories justice.

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By Daniel Dockery, Aaron Kheifets

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March 30, 2017

5 Ways Americans Would Make A Real-Life Purge Boring As Hell

Well, it's March of 2017, which means it's time to start getting ready for the First Annual Purge.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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March 20, 2017

5 Dumb Things Hollywood Apparently Believes About Scientists

Movies are wrong about fundamental things like what scientists do, why they do it, and whether they wear lab coats while working on their computers.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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March 13, 2017

The Ramifications Of Milo On 'Real Time With Bill Maher'

Our writers couldn't agree on how to best tackle this issue, so we had them tackle each other -- figuratively, as our 'Blood Arena' was banned by HR.

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By Daniel Dockery, Aaron Kheifets

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February 18, 2017

Why You Won't Be Able To Trust Anything You See Or Hear Soon

Regardless of where you are on the political hypercube, we can all agree that fake news has become a real problem.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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February 13, 2017

9 Hard Truths Trump Wishes He Knew Before Becoming President

There are drawbacks to being an outsider.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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February 11, 2017

So Are We Allowed To Just Punch Nazis Now? It’s Complicated

Is it ok to randomly punch a Nazi? This is the question that plunged the Cracked staff into the chaos of relatively polite disagreement.

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By Katie Goldin, Aaron Kheifets

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January 26, 2017

Apparently There's A 7 In The AM? 5 Horrid But Useful Habits

Some improvements are tough because they don't actually look like improvements from the outside.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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January 11, 2017

6 Pros And Cons Of Going To Protest The Inauguration

Despite my being a big ol libtard / feminazi / whatever the four young conservatives are calling us these days, I had a bit of an internal debate about going to this protest.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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January 08, 2017

The War On Xmas Is Real: And I'm Its Architect

Accept a warm 'Happy Holidays' from me, the mastermind behind the War on Christmas.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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December 21, 2016

The Electoral College's Rules Are More Dated Than We Thought

Is the Electoral College a useful check built in for good reasons, or is it an antiquated and insane system that is a stain on our national honor, like the Nielsen ratings system?

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By Aaron Kheifets

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December 15, 2016