Aaron Kheifets
Aaron Kheifets is an occasionally mustachioed comedian, writer and director.
You are allowed to follow him on twitter, https://twitter.com/AaronKheifets and to look at his website http://www.aaronkheifets.com/
5 Topics That Used To Be Small Talk (And Start Fights Now)
All the topics we used to count on to maintain the slightest veneer of civility now inevitably lead us to the danger zone.
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What Free Speech Doesn't Give You The Right To Say
The standards for free speech people use on the internet are finally catching up to all other forms of human interaction.
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5 'Cool' Adults You Never Realized Were Utter F*ck-Ups
It's clear that these adults (in legal standing only) were absolute maniacs for consistently making the life choices that would seem coolest to kids.
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No, Spies Aren't Using That Windowless Tower In New York
Many of you have probably never even noticed the giant nuclear-warhead-proof concrete obelisk that looms over downtown Manhattan -- it's easy to miss.
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5 Mathematical Reasons Why Things Suck
For those who already know math, have fun pointing out what I got wrong in the comments section.
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Analyzing The Pros And Cons Of Trump Winning The Election
There is more work to be done than before, even with the weight of the recent political upset.
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Don't Move To Canada If Your Candidate Loses, Read This
Regardless of who wins this election, around half of the country is going to have to learn to live under the rule of someone they've vilified for the entire election cycle.
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5 Horrifying Movie Characters People Idolize For Some Reason
Some movie characters aren't meant to be role models to be quoted and emulated. So says me -- and often, the directors of the films as well.
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Why Everyone In Harry Potter Is Kind Of A Jerk
The wizarding world has much more pressing problems than He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. We have multiple catastrophes-which-must-be-fixed.
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7 Bizarre Things Click Bait Ads Assume You'll Believe
Online ads clearly know something the rest of us don't about our impending doom.
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50 Candidates Who'd Be Better Than Trump At Being President
Rumors continue to circulate about Donald Trump possibly dropping out of the election. That is understandably making GOP leadership nervous. So what are their other options?
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There's A New Video Game That Simulates Your Crappy Job
As you begin your journey, newcomer to the realm of keycard badges, here is a guide to help you with the broad strokes of the world's largest MMORPG.
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Why Russia Is Like America's Jealous Ex Who Can't Move On
Russia, I said we're done with you.
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5 Evil Movie Plots You Won't Believe Actually Happened
These cartoonish, over-the-top evil schemes that are still less horrifying than their real-world counterparts.
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5 Terribly Awkward Attempts To Appeal To Young People
These attempts to market to young people are high-key LOL epic #fails to the max.
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5 Absurd Perversions Of Justice, Courtesy Of Social Media
The effects of the internet are a bit like the effects of LSD: Every once in a while, things are groovy. But more often than not, we're naked teens at risk of destroying everything.
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In Response To Game Companies: A Gamer's EULA
Because there isn't enough fine print in this world already.
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5 Authentic Products That Are Secretly Made By Corporations
It's like you can't even trust product marketing anymore.
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A Step-By-Step Guide To Love On Tinder
Here are some tips to help you avoid the jerks and Felicias, and find your perfect match using Tinder.
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