Aaron Kheifets

5 Topics That Used To Be Small Talk (And Start Fights Now)

All the topics we used to count on to maintain the slightest veneer of civility now inevitably lead us to the danger zone.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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December 05, 2016

What Free Speech Doesn't Give You The Right To Say

The standards for free speech people use on the internet are finally catching up to all other forms of human interaction.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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December 03, 2016

5 'Cool' Adults You Never Realized Were Utter F*ck-Ups

It's clear that these adults (in legal standing only) were absolute maniacs for consistently making the life choices that would seem coolest to kids.

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November 21, 2016

No, Spies Aren't Using That Windowless Tower In New York

Many of you have probably never even noticed the giant nuclear-warhead-proof concrete obelisk that looms over downtown Manhattan -- it's easy to miss.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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November 19, 2016

5 Mathematical Reasons Why Things Suck

For those who already know math, have fun pointing out what I got wrong in the comments section.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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November 19, 2016

Analyzing The Pros And Cons Of Trump Winning The Election

There is more work to be done than before, even with the weight of the recent political upset.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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November 12, 2016

Don't Move To Canada If Your Candidate Loses, Read This

Regardless of who wins this election, around half of the country is going to have to learn to live under the rule of someone they've vilified for the entire election cycle.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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November 07, 2016

5 Horrifying Movie Characters People Idolize For Some Reason

Some movie characters aren't meant to be role models to be quoted and emulated. So says me -- and often, the directors of the films as well.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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October 06, 2016

Why Everyone In Harry Potter Is Kind Of A Jerk

The wizarding world has much more pressing problems than He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. We have multiple catastrophes-which-must-be-fixed.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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September 22, 2016

Life In Russia Is Way More Hardcore Than Life In America

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By Aaron Kheifets

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September 15, 2016

7 Bizarre Things Click Bait Ads Assume You'll Believe

Online ads clearly know something the rest of us don't about our impending doom.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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September 15, 2016

50 Candidates Who'd Be Better Than Trump At Being President

Rumors continue to circulate about Donald Trump possibly dropping out of the election. That is understandably making GOP leadership nervous. So what are their other options?

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By Aaron Kheifets

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September 01, 2016

There's A New Video Game That Simulates Your Crappy Job

As you begin your journey, newcomer to the realm of keycard badges, here is a guide to help you with the broad strokes of the world's largest MMORPG.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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August 18, 2016

Why Russia Is Like America's Jealous Ex Who Can't Move On

Russia, I said we're done with you.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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August 11, 2016

5 Evil Movie Plots You Won't Believe Actually Happened

These cartoonish, over-the-top evil schemes that are still less horrifying than their real-world counterparts.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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July 28, 2016

5 Terribly Awkward Attempts To Appeal To Young People

These attempts to market to young people are high-key LOL epic #fails to the max.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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July 21, 2016

5 Absurd Perversions Of Justice, Courtesy Of Social Media

The effects of the internet are a bit like the effects of LSD: Every once in a while, things are groovy. But more often than not, we're naked teens at risk of destroying everything.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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July 14, 2016

In Response To Game Companies: A Gamer's EULA

Because there isn't enough fine print in this world already.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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July 07, 2016

5 Authentic Products That Are Secretly Made By Corporations

It's like you can't even trust product marketing anymore.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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June 30, 2016

A Step-By-Step Guide To Love On Tinder

Here are some tips to help you avoid the jerks and Felicias, and find your perfect match using Tinder.

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By Aaron Kheifets

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June 23, 2016