Cracked: Thanks for taking the time to meet with me.
Malok: No trouble at all. We're big fans of your work.
C: Mine specifically?
M: Well, no. Cracked in general. Your writing is ... Well, you look like you try really hard.
C: I don't, actually.
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I did once, and never really recovered.
C: So before we get too deep into insulting me, I can't help but ask about one thing: Your accent.
C: You don't have one. I'd have thought everything you say would be covered in a thick layer of S's.
M: Well, I've had media training. And, you know, we're pretty good at disguises.
C: I guess there wouldn't be a lizard person conspiracy if you weren't. Which brings me to my first real question: The whole world. You control that?
M: That's right.
Malok then showed me a shocking satellite image which contained proof.