As your friends marvel in wonder at the starry night sky, explain how that's no moon transfixing Lord Vader in contemplation. Nay, 'tis a space station. Mayhap 'tis fully operational. Prithee, know thee whether 'tis a tractor beam most forceful? Regardless, we know not if Darth Vader is thinking of his crusade against the Rebellion, or his regrets as a parent, or that his son most likely will die a virgin. All we're sure of is that the swirling brushstrokes and simple color scheme transport us to a place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Anyway ... if your friends don't punch you after saying all of that, then this is the shirt for you.
Riddle us this: While Superman answers all cries for help, why can't even the Man Of Steel save this screaming guy from his inner torment? Perhaps the futility of man is such that no matter how strong we get, or how many speeding bullets we outrun, or how mightily tall the buildings are that we can leap in a single bound, we will always be defeated by the existential conclusion that life is meaningless. Or ... maybe this guy is screaming because Superman said something incredibly racist. He does that sometimes.