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Look, we know that charging instruments are rarely flashy or dramatic. But we all need them to check the gram, tweet our hearts out, and get help in an emergency. So in order to make these charging tools and accessories more exciting, we're offering an extra 15% off all of the following deals when you use the coupon code WEEKEND15.
Wireless charging is the way of the future, and this fast-charging dock has been engineered to be as convenient as possible. Charge your smartwatch, smartphone, wireless headset, or an Apple Pencil all in this one convenient location (that way, you'll stop losing everything). Usually $149.99, you can save an extra 15% off the $69.99 sale price and get it for $59.50 with WEEKEND15.
It has an extremely cool name, yes, but this thing delivers pretty much unlimited power, unless you don't have opposable thumbs. It's a 2,300 mAh battery that you recharge just by cranking the knob on the integrated generator. So if you're ever stuck without an outlet, you can just pump power into this guy and charge up your phone. Usually $59, you can save an extra 15% off the $29.99 sale price and get it for $25.50 with WEEKEND15.
This handy handheld wireless charger features an integrated 10,000 mAh rechargeable battery, so you can bring it anywhere and simply set your Qi-compatible phone on top of it to charge. Give us a hand, because while it's usually $79.99, you can save an extra 15% off the $49 sale price and get it for $41.65 with WEEKEND15.
Like Superman, the SuperCharger is capable of charging up to four different devices at the same time. (We assume Superman's laser vision can charge as well as destroy. Or maybe that's Shazam? Whatever.) With two USB ports, one USB-C port, and a Qi wireless charging pad, this pocket-sized 10,000 mAh battery can charge your entire repertoire. Usually $99, you can save an extra 15% off the $44.99 sale price and get it for $38.25 with WEEKEND15.
SCOUT takes the anti-wire revolution even further by integrating Lightning, microUSB, and USB-C cables into the battery. The 5,000 mAh battery also has a Qi-enabled wireless charging pad, so if you're going out for the day, you can just bring this and leave your cables at home. Usually $80, you can save an extra 15% off the $39.99 sale price and get it for $33.99 with WEEKEND15.
If Godzilla is king of the monsters, then AlsterPlus is king of the portable battery packs. This Kickstarter-funded beast features two USB-C ports, two USB-A ports, and an absurd 27,000 mAh battery capacity, which is enough to fully charge a MacBook Pro and probably take down Mothra. This one's usually $258, and we sell it for $179, but you can get it for $152.15 when you use code WEEKEND15.
Rated for more than 30,000 bends, the UNBREAKcable puts your standard Apple-issue Lightning cable to shame. Like, the Lightning cables in your home will cower in its presence. This $19 cable can be yours for $9.35 when you use WEEKEND15.
This wireless charging pad will charge your Qi-compatible devices faster than Sonic the Hedgehog. (And even faster than internet outcry over Sonic the Hedgehog.) It covers your iPhone 8s and later, along with most newer Samsung or LG smartphones. The best thing about it, though, is the price. You can score it now for just $12.75 with WEEKEND15.
Forged in the volcanic magma of King Triton's underwater lair, this cable was expressly built for Ariel, who insists on using a MacBook but prefers the Android interface. What we're saying is that the Triton cable makes sense for multi-device families who want to cut back on cord clutter. It's tough as heck and comes with Lightning, USB Type-C, and microUSB connections. Grab it today for just $8.50 with WEEKEND15.
You know how you can take a good thing, like in-building laundry, and make it better by paying for it with a card rather than quarters? That's sort of what these Lightning cables are. First, you get three of them, which is better than one. Second, they are all ten feet long, so you can practically walk for miles (or up to ten feet) while still plugged into the wall. Third, you can get them for the price of one cable. Valued at $99.99 and on sale for $32.99, you can get them for $28 when you use WEEKEND15 today.
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