Every time I write, I pray that destiny carries my words to the ears of sapling writers; nourishing their roots and inspiring them to grow. Then, with any luck, all of my hard work will someday be remembered by future generations as a shining example of literary compost.
When you see this, I want you to think of me.
Reaching a wider and younger audience is part of the reason I'm currently touring my new autobiography,
Learn How to Win a Fight Against 20 Children. Or for more of Soren's selflessness check out his guide to Using Charity to Help The Third World (Worship You as a God).