Every time I write, I pray that destiny carries my words to the ears of sapling writers; nourishing their roots and inspiring them to grow. Then, with any luck, all of my hard work will someday be remembered by future generations as a shining example of literary compost.
When you see this, I want you to think of me.
Reaching a wider and younger audience is part of the reason I'm currently touring my new autobiography,
Learn How to Win a Fight Against 20 Children. Or for more of Soren's selflessness check out his guide to Using Charity to Help The Third World (Worship You as a God).
Plenty of everyday things have weird connections to the Nazis.
The thing about plot twists is that they almost never make sense on repeat viewing.
Sometimes the silliest goofballs get away with the vilest things.