Except, somehow, they would all manage to be super charming about it.
Or, if you prefer, fill in whatever reptilian fiend you envision for the compound-harbored survivalist's bad trip when he thinks of Trump. It doesn't matter the political affiliation; in the world of Tony Stark, big government only exists to sinisterly inhibit the human race from protecting itself. If it's not Hydra or a luminescent Guy Pearce secretly controlling the vice president, it's the UN and S.H.I.E.L.D. locking up heroes while hypocritically siphoning their god-given powers. In the real world, that fantasy is the equivalent of the CIA jailing Elon Musk so they can steal his sustainable Tesla batteries, or on a smaller scale, taking away a farmer's guns and seizing his luscious cranberry crop for equal distribution by Big Tart.
Our heroes, on the other hand, are the rogue outsiders taking back control for the people. You know, just like how Trump is attempting to undo the pesky federal protections for the Bears Ears National Monument in order to "return control to the people."
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