It's a very special day for lovers, couples, and team Trump! They've set up decorated shoe boxes to pass around love notes, stale candy, and cute heart-shaped bags of cocaine. Here are a few Valentine's day cards from the Trump administration to you, the American people. Now when they screw us, at least it'll feel romantic!
Sometimes it's just a matter of making the US Department of Defense look, like, REALLY cool.
Actual impending doom like global climate change or mass extinction just makes people bored.
In some cases, the Marvel source material just did better.