It's a very special day for lovers, couples, and team Trump! They've set up decorated shoe boxes to pass around love notes, stale candy, and cute heart-shaped bags of cocaine. Here are a few Valentine's day cards from the Trump administration to you, the American people. Now when they screw us, at least it'll feel romantic!
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