12 Trump Cabinet Themed Valentines For Kids (You Hate)

Here are a few Valentine's day cards from the Trump administration to you, the American people. Now when they screw us, at least it'll feel romantic!
12 Trump Cabinet Themed Valentines For Kids (You Hate)

It's a very special day for lovers, couples, and team Trump! They've set up decorated shoe boxes to pass around love notes, stale candy, and cute heart-shaped bags of cocaine. Here are a few Valentine's day cards from the Trump administration to you, the American people. Now when they screw us, at least it'll feel romantic!

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12 Trump Cabinet Themed Valentines For Kids (You Hate)

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Call me for some EASY D

I'D LIKE TO RUN MY PIPELINE THROUGH YOUR DAKOTA

12 Trump Cabinet Themed Valentines For Kids (You Hate)

ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN TOKILL KiSS EVERYONE YOU MEET. XOXO mattis general

THE ONLY YOU'RE IN PRESS ALLOWED MY YBREIT-HEART CRACKED

WOULD DO AWAY WITH I YOUR SHIRT, YOUR PANTS, AND UH.... WHAT'S THE THIRD ONE? CRACKED

ARE RED ROSES ARE BLUE VIOLETS I WANT MY ARMS NUCLEAR TO REACH AROUND YOU CRACKED

From Russia with love CRACKED

Ay BRY WANT suM he Y On

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