It's a very special day for lovers, couples, and team Trump! They've set up decorated shoe boxes to pass around love notes, stale candy, and cute heart-shaped bags of cocaine. Here are a few Valentine's day cards from the Trump administration to you, the American people. Now when they screw us, at least it'll feel romantic!

We're emolu-ment to be together

12 Trump Cabinet Themed Valentines For Kids (You Hate)

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Call me for some EASY D

I'D LIKE TO RUN MY PIPELINE THROUGH YOUR DAKOTA

12 Trump Cabinet Themed Valentines For Kids (You Hate)

ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN TOKILL KiSS EVERYONE YOU MEET. XOXO mattis general

THE ONLY YOU'RE IN PRESS ALLOWED MY YBREIT-HEART CRACKED

WOULD DO AWAY WITH I YOUR SHIRT, YOUR PANTS, AND UH.... WHAT'S THE THIRD ONE? CRACKED

ARE RED ROSES ARE BLUE VIOLETS I WANT MY ARMS NUCLEAR TO REACH AROUND YOU CRACKED

From Russia with love CRACKED

Ay BRY WANT suM he Y On

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